Lectionary Tales For The Pulpit
You've rented the movie Shrek like for about the fourth time, and you're all settling in the family room to watch -- popcorn at hand.
The problem with eating popcorn in the family room is that inevitably, some of those puffy, odd little munchables will slip out of your grasp and on to your lap and then to the couch, down between the cushions, insinuating themselves into the crack between the cushion and the wall of the couch, and some pieces will hit the carpet, so that after every movie, you know you're going to need to vacuum the rug and clean up the mess.
