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Samaritans -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a lady by
Methodists -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
A bandit confronted a Methodist circuit rider in an isolated
Excuses -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
One Sunday Barry Bailey's televised service lost its sound for
Baldness -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
God made a few perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.
Second Coming -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
A red Porsche convertible pulled up to the red light. Its
Money -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
A woman inquired of a Methodist minister if he would baptize
Exercise -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Someone has said the only exercise that some people take is
Banking -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
A package of $100 bills was missing at the bank. The staff
Sins And Sinner -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The painter was supposed to use a quality paint in painting
Music -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Jack Benny told of the time he carried his violin case to the
Expectations -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Some things never turn out to be as big as you expected:
Banquets -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
What is a banquet? It is an affair where persons all dressed-
Solomon Wisdom -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The seven-year-old was taking care of his two-year-old
Names -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Then, of course, there was a coal miner in West Virginia whose
Faith -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
During World War II, in a Humphrey Bogart movie, a sailor says
Baptism -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The gambler had been converted in a revival meeting and was
Sports -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about
Nepotism -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Some years ago Russ Hedderly, then a linebacker for Kent
Family -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The new neighbor was talking with a seven-year-old boy living
Baptists -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Some years ago I was speaking in Columbia, South Carolina, at
T-shirts -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
"How Can I Fly Like An Eagle When I Have To Work With Turkeys?"
Nervous -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
It's an old one and variously told. But, a woman entered a
Farm And Farmers -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The proverbial city child was getting his first glimpse of
Bible -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The Sunday school teacher had just finished a detailed account
Theology -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The late Gerald Kennedy once told about an old lady who heard
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John Jamison
Object: This message includes a hand motion you will teach the children. To make the motion, just raise your two hands up about shoulder high, with your palms facing away from you. It looks like something you would to tell someone to stop moving. When you show the children the motion, ask them to do it with you to help them remember it better.

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Hello, everyone! (Let them respond.) Are you ready for our story today? (Let them respond.) Excellent! This story is a short one, so let’s get started!

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Frank Ramirez
Robert Frost is famous, if for nothing else, for his poem “The Road Not Taken.” In it he reflects:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

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Bonnie Bates
2 Kings 2:1-2, 6-14 and Psalm 77:1-2, 11-20
Martin Luther once wrote of God’s power. He said, “But the power of God cannot be so determined and measured, for it is uncircumscribed and immeasurable, beyond and above all that is or may be. On the other hand, it must be essentially present at all places, even in the tiniest tree leaf.”  Luther is contemplating the incredible, awesome glory and power of God.

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Peter Andrew Smith
Kenny walked past the open church doors and paused at the corner to look back the unusual sight. He shrugged and headed into the neighborhood coffee shop. “Can I have a black coffee please?”

“Sure, hon.” Marge put a cup in front of him and filled it with coffee. “How are things today?”

“You know what they say- ‘same old, same old.’” Kenny pointed in the direction he had just walked. “I thought that church down the street was closed.”

The Village Shepherd

Janice B. Scott
I recently read a harrowing trilogy of books by Dave Pelzer. As a child, Dave Pelzer was extremely seriously abused by his mother, and the books are accounts of his experiences and his subsequent life.

When he was around twelve, Dave Pelzer was taken away from his mother and his family, out of his abusive situation and into care. He tells how he used to wake each day unable to believe that today he wouldn't get hurt, that he was free to be himself without fear of terrifying reprisals and bizarre punishment.

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Robert G. Beckstrand
I keep the LORD always before me;
because he is at my right hand, I shall not be moved.
Therefore my heart is glad, and my soul rejoices,
my body also rests secure.
For you do not give me up to Sheol ...
You show me the path of life.
In your presence there is fullness of joy;
in your right hand are pleasures forevermore.
-- Psalm 16:8-10a, 11

Theme: Intimations of immortality

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1-4 -- The marks of the believer: God is the source of his well-being.
Constance Berg
Roberta's mother looked like she was going to have a heart attack as she listened. Others present at the wedding rehearsal looked shocked at what the pastor was saying to the couple. "... I want you to be forewarned that I am going to talk about slavery and being obedient to another." Roberta was quiet. Serge looked worried. They had known Pastor Gallante their whole lives. What was he up to?
Schuyler Rhodes
It's one thing to talk the talk. Everyone knows people who are good at rhetoric. From coworkers to politicians to preachers and back again most people have heard so much talk that few are listening anymore. Indeed, the cultural landscape in which so many people are planted is one cacophonous wall of noise. Nothing but talk.
Stan Purdum
One of the most popular television shows ever was M*A*S*H, which ran for eleven seasons, from 1972-1983. If you didn't see it when it was originally on network television, you've probably seen it in reruns on cable stations. The show was about life in a mobile Army surgical hospital during the Korean War, and the reoccurring characters included the surgeons. One of those surgeons, named Charles Emerson Winchester III, was a pompous, upper-class doctor from Boston who had been drafted into the medical corps.
Stephen M. Crotts
Try this experiment. Turn your radio on. Now dial it to your favorite station. Next, turn the dial just a wee bit more, so that you're still getting the signal, but a lot of static is coming through also.

What's the point? Just as a radio dial must be committed 100 percent to the station to do its job, so must we commit ourselves to Jesus Christ. Yet many of us try to have it both ways. We want to tune into God, yet we also want the world. We want to walk in truth, yet we do not want to discourage temptation entirely. So we get both the music and static.

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