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Samaritans -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a lady by
Excuses -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
One Sunday Barry Bailey's televised service lost its sound for
Baldness -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
God made a few perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.
Methodists -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
A bandit confronted a Methodist circuit rider in an isolated
Second Coming -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
A red Porsche convertible pulled up to the red light. Its
Exercise -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Someone has said the only exercise that some people take is
Banking -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
A package of $100 bills was missing at the bank. The staff
Money -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
A woman inquired of a Methodist minister if he would baptize
Sins And Sinner -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The painter was supposed to use a quality paint in painting
Expectations -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Some things never turn out to be as big as you expected:
Banquets -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
What is a banquet? It is an affair where persons all dressed-
Music -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Jack Benny told of the time he carried his violin case to the
Solomon Wisdom -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The seven-year-old was taking care of his two-year-old
Faith -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
During World War II, in a Humphrey Bogart movie, a sailor says
Baptism -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The gambler had been converted in a revival meeting and was
Names -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Then, of course, there was a coal miner in West Virginia whose
Sports -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about
Family -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The new neighbor was talking with a seven-year-old boy living
Baptists -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Some years ago I was speaking in Columbia, South Carolina, at
Nepotism -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
Some years ago Russ Hedderly, then a linebacker for Kent
T-shirts -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
"How Can I Fly Like An Eagle When I Have To Work With Turkeys?"
Farm And Farmers -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The proverbial city child was getting his first glimpse of
Bible -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The Sunday school teacher had just finished a detailed account
Nervous -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
It's an old one and variously told. But, a woman entered a
Theology -- Hoover Rupert -- 1994
The late Gerald Kennedy once told about an old lady who heard
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Call to Worship:

Jesus told us that we should always pray and not lose heart, for God is on our side. In our worship today let us pray to the Lord for the needs of others and for all our own needs.


Invitation to Confession:

Jesus, sometimes you don't seem to be there when I pray and I feel like I'm talking to myself.

Lord, have mercy.

Jesus, sometimes my prayers seem so dry and boring that I give up.

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Psalm 119 is well-known as the longest chapter in the Bible. The poem is actually an extended, and extensive, meditation on the meaning of the law. Given the sterile connotations often associated with "law" and "legalism," it's hard sometimes to appreciate the lyrical beauty of these reflections. One thing is for certain, the writer of this psalm does not view the law as either sterile or void of vitality.

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There is perhaps no better feeling than knowing that someone "has your back." Having someone's back is a term that arose from urban street fighting where a partner or ally would stay with you and protect your back in the thick of the fray. When someone has your back, you don't worry about being hit from behind. When someone has your back you can concentrate on the struggle in front of you without worrying about dangers you cannot see. When someone has your back you feel protected, secure, safe.
David Kalas
I wonder how many of us here are named after someone.

Chances are that a good many of us carry family names. We are named for a parent, a grandparent, an uncle, or an aunt somewhere on the family tree. Others of us had parents who named us after a character in the Bible, or perhaps some other significant character from history.

All told, I expect a pretty fair number of us are named after someone else.

John W. Clarke
Our reading today from the prophet Jeremiah is one in which the Hebrew people, not knowing what else to do in terms of addressing their predicament, decide to blame it all on God. They believed their problems to be the result of their sins and the sins of their fathers. Of course, one person's sin does indeed affect other people, but all people are still held personally accountable for the sin in their own lives (Deuteronomy 24:16; Ezekiel 18:2).
Donna E. Schaper
As usual, the epistle is a little more graphic than we can quite grasp. Itchy ears: what a concept just in physical terms. Experience it for a minute. You itch, you scratch, you sort of know you shouldn't scratch because it will only make the itch worse. But still you scratch, while wondering how the itch ever got started in the first place. What a concept: itchy ears as a vehicle for spiritual truth.

John E. Berger
Did Jesus ever do comedy? Indeed he did, and the Parable of the Unjust Judge is partly comic monologue. The routine began with a probate judge so ridiculously dishonest that he announced, "... I have no fear of God and no respect for anyone...." (There must have been a gasp of disbelief from Jesus' audience.)

The Unjust Judge was nagged by a widow, however, who had every right to nag, because she had been cheated by somebody in the community. A good judge would have helped the widow, but remember, this judge "neither feared God nor had respect for people."

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And will not God grant justice to his chosen ones who cry to him day and night? Will he delay long in helping them? (v. 7)

Good morning, boys and girls. Yesterday, I was riding in my car and I kept hearing this noise. I call it a squeak. Do you know what a squeak sounds like? (let them answer) Squeaks are very annoying. It is hard to find a squeak in your car, so it is still squeaking.

I also have a chair that has a squeak and I brought it in with me today because it is

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