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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A Texas preacher was asked to conduct the funeral for a known
gangster. Others of his mob waited on the pastor and demanded
that he make it a service of praise for the departed brother who
had been sent home to glory by a rival mob. They told the pastor
what terrible things might happen to him if he didn't do what
they asked.
Meanwhile, his board of deacons met and agreed that any person
has the right to a burial service, but they warned him not to
pray the brother into heaven.
gangster. Others of his mob waited on the pastor and demanded
that he make it a service of praise for the departed brother who
had been sent home to glory by a rival mob. They told the pastor
what terrible things might happen to him if he didn't do what
they asked.
Meanwhile, his board of deacons met and agreed that any person
has the right to a burial service, but they warned him not to
pray the brother into heaven.

