Puffing And Building
Drama
Thespian Theology
Advent, Christmas, Epiphany -- Cycle B
Thespian Theological Thoughts
He is God ... and I am not!
I believe there's a book to be written there, but that's for another time, perhaps. For the moment, here's what: These readings spoke to this old sinner about my tendency to turn my erudition into a god. "Knowledge puffs up, but love builds up" (1 Corinthians 8:1).
"Cleaned Man" in this play is every person who has ever turned to Jesus for redemption and release from whatever demons have held us captive. The speech given by "Cleaned Man" could easily be replaced by an authentic personal witness -- and the play would be improved immeasurably.
Try it, you'll like it!
Cast
Rabbi Ralph
Cleaned Man
Balloon Man
Props/Costumes
Rabbi Ralph --Òname tag: "Ralph"
Balloon Man -- several large uninflated balloons
(Rabbi Ralph enters stage right and moves to center stage; he wears a large name tag: "Ralph")
Rabbi Ralph: Scandalous! It's scandalous, I tell you. A carpenter's apprentice from Nazareth, teaching and conjuring devils in the synagogue! Scandalous!
(Cleaned Man enters stage left and moves downstage)
Rabbi Ralph: Aha, and there's his accomplice. You, there!
Cleaned Man: Who, me?
Rabbi Ralph: Yes, you. Aren't you ashamed of yourself, man?
Cleaned Man: Ashamed of myself? Whatever for?
Rabbi Ralph: For playing the shill for that scandalous demon-conjurer from Nazareth. What's his name?
Cleaned Man: You mean Jesus?
Rabbi Ralph: Yes, Jesus. Scandalous!
Cleaned Man: What's scandalous? I had an unclean spirit, and Jesus commanded it to leave me ... and it did!
Rabbi Ralph: An unclean spirit, indeed! You played the shill for that mountebank. How much did he pay you?
Cleaned Man: Pay me? He didn't pay me anything. It's I who should pay him! He brought me peace of mind.
Rabbi Ralph: Peace of mind, indeed! You don't have enough mind to recognize peace when you see it.
Cleaned Man: I may not have all your book learning, Rabbi, but I know what happened to me. I was possessed by an unclean spirit, and Jesus came to me and called the spirit out ... and it left me!
Rabbi Ralph: Uncleaned spirit, indeed! Don't you try to feed me that nonsense, you sinner. I know better!
Cleaned Man: What do you know?
Rabbi Ralph: I know that this Jesus is just a carpenter's apprentice from a nowhere little village in Galilee. Who does he think he is, claiming to cast out demons?
Cleaned Man: Well, I guess he knows who he is -- and so did my demon. He called Jesus "the Holy One of God."
Rabbi Ralph: The Holy One of God? Not a chance!
Cleaned Man: Why do you say that?
(Balloon Man enters stage left, stands behind Rabbi Ralph, and slowly blows up a big balloon as Ralph is speaking)
Rabbi Ralph: Look, my simpleminded friend, I have devoted my long and distinguished career to studying the scriptures, and I can tell you that there's nothing in God's word about a carpenter from Nazareth being the Holy One of God! (Balloon bursts) Whoa, what was that?
Balloon Man: That was all your knowledge, bubba. It puffed up so much that it just burst!
Rabbi Ralph: Harrumph! Well, you can play all the silly tricks you want to, but I still say that this carpenter is nothing but a faker and a blasphemer.
Cleaned Man: Some of your fellow scholars -- and a lot of us common folks --Òdon't agree with you, Rabbi. People are saying that what Jesus did today was a new teaching -- with authority.
(During the following speech, Balloon Man blows up another balloon until it bursts)
Rabbi Ralph: You've got an awfully big mouth, for someone who's known as the town weirdo! If this Jesus of yours is really the prophet you say he is, then he'd be like Moses. And let me tell you, I have devoted my life to studying Moses, and I know Moses. And your Jesus is no Moses! (Balloon bursts) What? Are you saying I'm wrong, Balloon Man?
Balloon Man: Well, you're right, in a backhanded way. Jesus is no Moses. He's much more!
Rabbi Ralph: Scandalous! More than Moses? That's impossible!
Cleaned Man: Is it impossible to cast out unclean spirits, Rabbi?
Rabbi Ralph: Unclea ...
Cleaned Man: No, let me finish! (Slowly stands up as he talks, and gradually rises to his full height. If possible, he walks up stairs so that he is higher than Rabbi Ralph) I want to tell you what it has been like, being me, all these years. The spirit within me had me totally confused and frightened, and I felt so alone! People either made fun of me, or they shunned me entirely. I was convinced that I was a worthless piece of garbage, and that was exactly what I had become. And then Jesus came into my life.
Cleaned Man: Jesus came to me, and he looked deep into my soul ... and I knew that I was loved, and more importantly, that I was lovable. I'm not garbage! And as soon as I realized that, my demon went away. Jesus cast it out from me, and it will never come back. I'm not the town weirdo -- I am a new man!
(Rabbi Ralph starts to talk; Balloon Man starts to blow up another balloon)
Rabbi Ralph: But that's impossible! It doesn't fit with all that I know and believe about God. I just don't know.
(Balloon Man lets his balloon deflate)
Rabbi Ralph: What now? No bursting balloon every time I open my mouth?
Balloon Man: Because you finally said the right thing, Ralph.
Rabbi Ralph: Say what?
Balloon Man: You said, "I don't know." That's the first true thing you've said, bubba.
Rabbi Ralph: It is? How so?
Balloon Man: You don't know all there is to know about God. Only the Lord knows it all. And your wisdom, Ralph. Do you know where that begins?
Rabbi Ralph: "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom."
Balloon Man: Right you are, Ralph! And that "fear" means an understanding that you and I don't know it all. That he is God ... and we're not!
Cleaned Man: And who is the Holy One of God, Ralph?
Rabbi Ralph: I'm not sure. (Kneels) Is it Jesus?
Cleaned Man and Balloon Man: (Together) That's the beginning of wisdom!
(Rabbi Ralph, Cleaned Man, and Balloon Man exit together stage right)
He is God ... and I am not!
I believe there's a book to be written there, but that's for another time, perhaps. For the moment, here's what: These readings spoke to this old sinner about my tendency to turn my erudition into a god. "Knowledge puffs up, but love builds up" (1 Corinthians 8:1).
"Cleaned Man" in this play is every person who has ever turned to Jesus for redemption and release from whatever demons have held us captive. The speech given by "Cleaned Man" could easily be replaced by an authentic personal witness -- and the play would be improved immeasurably.
Try it, you'll like it!
Cast
Rabbi Ralph
Cleaned Man
Balloon Man
Props/Costumes
Rabbi Ralph --Òname tag: "Ralph"
Balloon Man -- several large uninflated balloons
(Rabbi Ralph enters stage right and moves to center stage; he wears a large name tag: "Ralph")
Rabbi Ralph: Scandalous! It's scandalous, I tell you. A carpenter's apprentice from Nazareth, teaching and conjuring devils in the synagogue! Scandalous!
(Cleaned Man enters stage left and moves downstage)
Rabbi Ralph: Aha, and there's his accomplice. You, there!
Cleaned Man: Who, me?
Rabbi Ralph: Yes, you. Aren't you ashamed of yourself, man?
Cleaned Man: Ashamed of myself? Whatever for?
Rabbi Ralph: For playing the shill for that scandalous demon-conjurer from Nazareth. What's his name?
Cleaned Man: You mean Jesus?
Rabbi Ralph: Yes, Jesus. Scandalous!
Cleaned Man: What's scandalous? I had an unclean spirit, and Jesus commanded it to leave me ... and it did!
Rabbi Ralph: An unclean spirit, indeed! You played the shill for that mountebank. How much did he pay you?
Cleaned Man: Pay me? He didn't pay me anything. It's I who should pay him! He brought me peace of mind.
Rabbi Ralph: Peace of mind, indeed! You don't have enough mind to recognize peace when you see it.
Cleaned Man: I may not have all your book learning, Rabbi, but I know what happened to me. I was possessed by an unclean spirit, and Jesus came to me and called the spirit out ... and it left me!
Rabbi Ralph: Uncleaned spirit, indeed! Don't you try to feed me that nonsense, you sinner. I know better!
Cleaned Man: What do you know?
Rabbi Ralph: I know that this Jesus is just a carpenter's apprentice from a nowhere little village in Galilee. Who does he think he is, claiming to cast out demons?
Cleaned Man: Well, I guess he knows who he is -- and so did my demon. He called Jesus "the Holy One of God."
Rabbi Ralph: The Holy One of God? Not a chance!
Cleaned Man: Why do you say that?
(Balloon Man enters stage left, stands behind Rabbi Ralph, and slowly blows up a big balloon as Ralph is speaking)
Rabbi Ralph: Look, my simpleminded friend, I have devoted my long and distinguished career to studying the scriptures, and I can tell you that there's nothing in God's word about a carpenter from Nazareth being the Holy One of God! (Balloon bursts) Whoa, what was that?
Balloon Man: That was all your knowledge, bubba. It puffed up so much that it just burst!
Rabbi Ralph: Harrumph! Well, you can play all the silly tricks you want to, but I still say that this carpenter is nothing but a faker and a blasphemer.
Cleaned Man: Some of your fellow scholars -- and a lot of us common folks --Òdon't agree with you, Rabbi. People are saying that what Jesus did today was a new teaching -- with authority.
(During the following speech, Balloon Man blows up another balloon until it bursts)
Rabbi Ralph: You've got an awfully big mouth, for someone who's known as the town weirdo! If this Jesus of yours is really the prophet you say he is, then he'd be like Moses. And let me tell you, I have devoted my life to studying Moses, and I know Moses. And your Jesus is no Moses! (Balloon bursts) What? Are you saying I'm wrong, Balloon Man?
Balloon Man: Well, you're right, in a backhanded way. Jesus is no Moses. He's much more!
Rabbi Ralph: Scandalous! More than Moses? That's impossible!
Cleaned Man: Is it impossible to cast out unclean spirits, Rabbi?
Rabbi Ralph: Unclea ...
Cleaned Man: No, let me finish! (Slowly stands up as he talks, and gradually rises to his full height. If possible, he walks up stairs so that he is higher than Rabbi Ralph) I want to tell you what it has been like, being me, all these years. The spirit within me had me totally confused and frightened, and I felt so alone! People either made fun of me, or they shunned me entirely. I was convinced that I was a worthless piece of garbage, and that was exactly what I had become. And then Jesus came into my life.
Cleaned Man: Jesus came to me, and he looked deep into my soul ... and I knew that I was loved, and more importantly, that I was lovable. I'm not garbage! And as soon as I realized that, my demon went away. Jesus cast it out from me, and it will never come back. I'm not the town weirdo -- I am a new man!
(Rabbi Ralph starts to talk; Balloon Man starts to blow up another balloon)
Rabbi Ralph: But that's impossible! It doesn't fit with all that I know and believe about God. I just don't know.
(Balloon Man lets his balloon deflate)
Rabbi Ralph: What now? No bursting balloon every time I open my mouth?
Balloon Man: Because you finally said the right thing, Ralph.
Rabbi Ralph: Say what?
Balloon Man: You said, "I don't know." That's the first true thing you've said, bubba.
Rabbi Ralph: It is? How so?
Balloon Man: You don't know all there is to know about God. Only the Lord knows it all. And your wisdom, Ralph. Do you know where that begins?
Rabbi Ralph: "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom."
Balloon Man: Right you are, Ralph! And that "fear" means an understanding that you and I don't know it all. That he is God ... and we're not!
Cleaned Man: And who is the Holy One of God, Ralph?
Rabbi Ralph: I'm not sure. (Kneels) Is it Jesus?
Cleaned Man and Balloon Man: (Together) That's the beginning of wisdom!
(Rabbi Ralph, Cleaned Man, and Balloon Man exit together stage right)

