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409 Bits Of Humor For Preachers, Teachers, And Public Speakers
241. Thank God daily for the plurality of the Christian church in America. It is said about the people of the state churches of Europe: "He was in church three times in his life. Twice he had to be carried."
242. An atheist has no invisible means of support.
243. Preacher: "The tavern keeper makes all of the money. Who has the biggest car in town? The tavern keeper. Whose wife has the finest clothes? The tavern keeper's. Whose wife sits around the house all day, eating chocolates? The tavern keeper's. Who pays for all this? YOU DO."
242. An atheist has no invisible means of support.
243. Preacher: "The tavern keeper makes all of the money. Who has the biggest car in town? The tavern keeper. Whose wife has the finest clothes? The tavern keeper's. Whose wife sits around the house all day, eating chocolates? The tavern keeper's. Who pays for all this? YOU DO."

