Great Windows One-liners
Preaching
Windows For Life
Inspirational And Devotional Illustrations
B1. The best computer you'll ever know is the one between your ears.
B2. More doors are opened with please than with keys.
B3. Money buys a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
B4. A Bible that's falling apart usually belongs to a person who isn't.
B5. Life begins at forty, they say; but you will miss a lot if you wait that long.
B6. You can always accept a smile at face value.
B7. The shortest distance between two persons is a smile.
B8. Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep and you weep alone.
B9. He who laughs last laughs best.
B10. You will never find time for anything, but if you want time you will have to make it.
B11. Is your life a mission, or an intermission?
B12. The future is the time when you wish you had done what you are not doing now.
B13. On mystery: if we talked about what we understand, there might be a great silence.
B14. God has no grandchildren.
B15. Life's greatest tragedy: to lose God out of our lives and not miss him.
B16. Real freedom isn't free.
B17. The best things in life are not things.
B18. Some people read the Bible like a drunk who comes to a light pole -- not for light, but for support.
B19. Religion isn't big enough; being good enough isn't either. Only Christ.
B20. Hope defined: that which is revealed by a dog when he wags his tail.
B21. You can do more than pray after you have prayed; but you cannot do more than pray until you have prayed.
B22. The Christian life is not a force pump but an artesian well.
B23. To try to forget is to remember.
B24. God invented love, but God won't mind if we borrow the idea.
B25. Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a daddy.
B26. Keep the rumor going, God loves you!
B27. Starve a mosquito; give to the blood bank.
B28. Old adage: Seeing is believing, but we would add that sometimes "believing is seeing."
B29. There are no "answering machines" on the prayer line to Heaven; and the line is never "busy."
B30. A lot can be accomplished if we aren't concerned about who is going to get the credit for it all.
B31. Two hates never made one love affair.
B32. We have learned to fly airplanes like the birds, and to swim in the sea in a submarine like a fish; but it remains for man to walk this earth as men -- brothers! (on a billboard in New York City).
B33. It is the overflow of the heart that gives the lips full speech.
B34. Consider the fish; he never gets caught so long as he keeps his mouth shut.
B35. It is marvelous what God can do with a broken life if you give God the broken pieces.
B36. The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
B37. Cars are not the only thing recalled by their Maker.
B38. FAITH is Forsaking All, I Trust Him.
B39. The majority isn't always right.
B40. In the church, it ain't the heat; it's the humility.
B41. Some live by the hourglass; others by the heartbeat. Take your choice.
B42. A smile takes but a moment, but its effect may last forever.
B43. If you help a Senior Citizen, you help one person; but if you help a child, you help a multiplication table.
B44. Two together shortens the road. -- Irish Proverb
B45. The eye of a friend is a good looking glass. -- Irish Proverb
B46. May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. -- Irish Proverb
B47. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. -- Irish Proverb
B48. If you drink, don't drive; better yet, don't drink! (The life you save may be your own.)
B49. Drive carefully; Heaven can wait.
B50. Snowflakes may be fragile, but see what they can do when they stick together.
B51. Sages of the ages agree, life is caring and sharing.
B52. Gratitude is the lubricant on the gears of everyday living.
B53. A train standing still costs money. (Maybe a church, too.)
B54. After all, the shortest road is the straightest.
B55. Success comes in cans; failures come in can'ts.
B56. Your journey with God begins with the first step, but don't let it end there.
B57. Sins may not be like scarlet; they may be just plain yellow.
B58. You can't turn the clock back; but you can wind it up again.
B59. Have no fear of growing old; many do not have the privilege.
B60. A Christian is a person who, when he/she gets to the end of the rope, ties a knot in it and stays there.
B61. If we haven't that within us which is above us, we will soon yield to that which is around us.
B62. If you're going to toot a horn, blow a trumpet for God.
B63. Give God what's right, not what's left.
B64. Before you go to bed, give your troubles to God; God will be up all night anyway.
B65. About dating: a gentleman is a guy who makes it easy for a gal to be a lady; and a lady is a gal who makes it easy for a guy to be a gentleman.
B66. He who has not Christmas in his heart will not find it under a tree. -- Christmas One-liner
B67. Is Christmas a holiday or a Holy Day? -- Christmas One-liner
B68. Wise men still seek him. -- Christmas One-liner
B69. Jesus: the Reason for the season. -- Christmas One-liner
B70. Whose birthday is it anyway? -- Christmas One-liner
B71. Christmas star: God has a light in his window. -- Christmas One-liner
B72. Please! No booze at Christmas. -- Christmas One-liner
B73. Christmas, make the season bright. -- Christmas One-liner
B74. Feliz Navidad. -- Christmas One-liner
B75. We have just heard of a cemetery that raised its burial costs and blamed them on the higher costs of living.
B76. If you think your child's education is expensive, try ignorance.
B77. How we pity Satan, he can never love anybody!
B78. Did you know the 2003 calendar was so popular because it had so many dates?
B79. Today it's raining like cats and dogs; there are poodles all over the place.
B80. God is not limping on crutches. -- Finnish Proverb
B81. God is not dead; somebody lied!
B82. The Eleventh Commandment: it's DO NOT HASSLE!
B83. The aim of life's game is to exalt his Name: the Lord Jesus Christ.
B84. Child in a Vacation Bible School asked, "Does God talk Spanish, too?"
B85. The turtle goes places when he sticks out his neck.
B86. My body was a tavern; now it's a temple. -- Converted alcoholic
B87. May the Good Lord take a liking to you, but not too soon. -- Irish Proverb
B88. If your God is dead, try mine! -- Car bumper sticker
B89. All that glitters is not gold. -- Anonymous (not in the Bible)
B90. Someone has said, "I am seriously interested in the world's possibilities, not its actualities."
B91. He who spits against the wind, spits in his own face. -- Old American Proverb
B92. She has done what she couldn't. -- Gravestone epitaph
B93. Many so-called open minds should be closed for repairs. (Farmer's Almanac)
B94. Grandmas are antique little girls.
B2. More doors are opened with please than with keys.
B3. Money buys a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
B4. A Bible that's falling apart usually belongs to a person who isn't.
B5. Life begins at forty, they say; but you will miss a lot if you wait that long.
B6. You can always accept a smile at face value.
B7. The shortest distance between two persons is a smile.
B8. Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep and you weep alone.
B9. He who laughs last laughs best.
B10. You will never find time for anything, but if you want time you will have to make it.
B11. Is your life a mission, or an intermission?
B12. The future is the time when you wish you had done what you are not doing now.
B13. On mystery: if we talked about what we understand, there might be a great silence.
B14. God has no grandchildren.
B15. Life's greatest tragedy: to lose God out of our lives and not miss him.
B16. Real freedom isn't free.
B17. The best things in life are not things.
B18. Some people read the Bible like a drunk who comes to a light pole -- not for light, but for support.
B19. Religion isn't big enough; being good enough isn't either. Only Christ.
B20. Hope defined: that which is revealed by a dog when he wags his tail.
B21. You can do more than pray after you have prayed; but you cannot do more than pray until you have prayed.
B22. The Christian life is not a force pump but an artesian well.
B23. To try to forget is to remember.
B24. God invented love, but God won't mind if we borrow the idea.
B25. Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a daddy.
B26. Keep the rumor going, God loves you!
B27. Starve a mosquito; give to the blood bank.
B28. Old adage: Seeing is believing, but we would add that sometimes "believing is seeing."
B29. There are no "answering machines" on the prayer line to Heaven; and the line is never "busy."
B30. A lot can be accomplished if we aren't concerned about who is going to get the credit for it all.
B31. Two hates never made one love affair.
B32. We have learned to fly airplanes like the birds, and to swim in the sea in a submarine like a fish; but it remains for man to walk this earth as men -- brothers! (on a billboard in New York City).
B33. It is the overflow of the heart that gives the lips full speech.
B34. Consider the fish; he never gets caught so long as he keeps his mouth shut.
B35. It is marvelous what God can do with a broken life if you give God the broken pieces.
B36. The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
B37. Cars are not the only thing recalled by their Maker.
B38. FAITH is Forsaking All, I Trust Him.
B39. The majority isn't always right.
B40. In the church, it ain't the heat; it's the humility.
B41. Some live by the hourglass; others by the heartbeat. Take your choice.
B42. A smile takes but a moment, but its effect may last forever.
B43. If you help a Senior Citizen, you help one person; but if you help a child, you help a multiplication table.
B44. Two together shortens the road. -- Irish Proverb
B45. The eye of a friend is a good looking glass. -- Irish Proverb
B46. May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. -- Irish Proverb
B47. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. -- Irish Proverb
B48. If you drink, don't drive; better yet, don't drink! (The life you save may be your own.)
B49. Drive carefully; Heaven can wait.
B50. Snowflakes may be fragile, but see what they can do when they stick together.
B51. Sages of the ages agree, life is caring and sharing.
B52. Gratitude is the lubricant on the gears of everyday living.
B53. A train standing still costs money. (Maybe a church, too.)
B54. After all, the shortest road is the straightest.
B55. Success comes in cans; failures come in can'ts.
B56. Your journey with God begins with the first step, but don't let it end there.
B57. Sins may not be like scarlet; they may be just plain yellow.
B58. You can't turn the clock back; but you can wind it up again.
B59. Have no fear of growing old; many do not have the privilege.
B60. A Christian is a person who, when he/she gets to the end of the rope, ties a knot in it and stays there.
B61. If we haven't that within us which is above us, we will soon yield to that which is around us.
B62. If you're going to toot a horn, blow a trumpet for God.
B63. Give God what's right, not what's left.
B64. Before you go to bed, give your troubles to God; God will be up all night anyway.
B65. About dating: a gentleman is a guy who makes it easy for a gal to be a lady; and a lady is a gal who makes it easy for a guy to be a gentleman.
B66. He who has not Christmas in his heart will not find it under a tree. -- Christmas One-liner
B67. Is Christmas a holiday or a Holy Day? -- Christmas One-liner
B68. Wise men still seek him. -- Christmas One-liner
B69. Jesus: the Reason for the season. -- Christmas One-liner
B70. Whose birthday is it anyway? -- Christmas One-liner
B71. Christmas star: God has a light in his window. -- Christmas One-liner
B72. Please! No booze at Christmas. -- Christmas One-liner
B73. Christmas, make the season bright. -- Christmas One-liner
B74. Feliz Navidad. -- Christmas One-liner
B75. We have just heard of a cemetery that raised its burial costs and blamed them on the higher costs of living.
B76. If you think your child's education is expensive, try ignorance.
B77. How we pity Satan, he can never love anybody!
B78. Did you know the 2003 calendar was so popular because it had so many dates?
B79. Today it's raining like cats and dogs; there are poodles all over the place.
B80. God is not limping on crutches. -- Finnish Proverb
B81. God is not dead; somebody lied!
B82. The Eleventh Commandment: it's DO NOT HASSLE!
B83. The aim of life's game is to exalt his Name: the Lord Jesus Christ.
B84. Child in a Vacation Bible School asked, "Does God talk Spanish, too?"
B85. The turtle goes places when he sticks out his neck.
B86. My body was a tavern; now it's a temple. -- Converted alcoholic
B87. May the Good Lord take a liking to you, but not too soon. -- Irish Proverb
B88. If your God is dead, try mine! -- Car bumper sticker
B89. All that glitters is not gold. -- Anonymous (not in the Bible)
B90. Someone has said, "I am seriously interested in the world's possibilities, not its actualities."
B91. He who spits against the wind, spits in his own face. -- Old American Proverb
B92. She has done what she couldn't. -- Gravestone epitaph
B93. Many so-called open minds should be closed for repairs. (Farmer's Almanac)
B94. Grandmas are antique little girls.

