A small town got a...
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A small town got a new minister. That was no surprise; what was a surprise was the minister was a woman. Two guys in the congregation always took the new pastor fishing. They decided to offer, sure that she would refuse. To their dismay she gleefully agreed.
After a day in the boat of some very good fishing, it began to grow late. The minister said she needed to get back to the church for an evening meeting.
"NO WAY," said Joe. "It's been a good day. I'm not leaving."
She waited a half an hour and repeated her request to call it a day and head back to shore.
"Looks like you're gonna have to swim, Reverend," commented Sam. "Joe never leaves till he's ready."
The pastor said, "You are sure you won't go ashore."
"Nope," replied Joe.
So the good Reverend stepped over the side of the boat and walked across the water to the shore, up the bank, and into her car.
"Well, wouldn't you know it, Sam? They not only sent us a woman. They sent us one that can't swim."
After a day in the boat of some very good fishing, it began to grow late. The minister said she needed to get back to the church for an evening meeting.
"NO WAY," said Joe. "It's been a good day. I'm not leaving."
She waited a half an hour and repeated her request to call it a day and head back to shore.
"Looks like you're gonna have to swim, Reverend," commented Sam. "Joe never leaves till he's ready."
The pastor said, "You are sure you won't go ashore."
"Nope," replied Joe.
So the good Reverend stepped over the side of the boat and walked across the water to the shore, up the bank, and into her car.
"Well, wouldn't you know it, Sam? They not only sent us a woman. They sent us one that can't swim."
