Wedding Wine
Drama
Lectionary Scenes
56 Vignettes For Cycle C
Theme
Weddings and marriages need Jesus.
Summary
Wedding pictures are being taken after the wedding. It's going fairly well until the bride's father discovers they've run out of wine. The bride and the groom assure everyone that's not important, but having Jesus in the marriage is.
Playing Time
5 minutes
Setting
The church after the wedding
Props
Photographer, camera, bridal flowers
Costumes
Formal
Time
The present
Cast
BRIDE
PHOTOGRAPHER
GROOM
GROOM'S MOTHER
BRIDE'S MOTHER
GROOM'S FATHER
BRIDE'S FATHER
PHOTOGRAPHER: (ENTERS, FOLLOWED BY THE WEDDING PARTY) All right. We'll get this over with very quickly. It will be painless, I assure you. Now, if we could have the families first, please. (THE FAMILIES LINE UP IN A STIFF LINE) Smile, everyone! (TAKES PICTURE) One more. Just one more. (TAKES PICTURE)
BRIDE AND GROOM: I love (him) (her) so much.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: My little girl! My little girl is married!
GROOM'S MOTHER: My little boy! My little boy is married!
BRIDE'S FATHER: How much am I paying that photographer, anyway?
GROOM'S FATHER: I'm thirsty.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Smile, everyone. (TAKES PICTURE) Good. Now the bride and parents.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Oh, I can't bear to be away from my love for a second. I love (him) (her) so much.
BRIDE'S FATHER: The photographer cost too much! The hall costs too much! And the caterer is a dolt! And he costs too much! He tells me he doesn't have enough wine! He's a very expensive caterer and it's his responsibility to have enough wine. Why is he coming to me? What does he expect me to do, make a miracle?
PHOTOGRAPHER: Hold it. (TAKES PICTURE) Good, now the groom and his parents, please.
GROOM'S MOTHER: I don't think she can cook. She looks so young.
GROOM'S FATHER: I'm thirsty ... and my feet hurt!
PHOTOGRAPHER: And now the loving couple, please. (THE BRIDE AND GROOM POSE FOR SEVERAL PICTURES)
BRIDE'S MOTHER: (TO HER HUSBAND) You're supposed to smile for pictures.
BRIDE'S FATHER: This is a smile.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Do you call that a smile? Smile! Your daughter is married.
BRIDE'S FATHER: I know that. I also know we don't have enough wine for the reception.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: That's nothing to be joking about.
BRIDE'S FATHER: I'm not joking.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Not enough wine? This is serious. It's nothing to be smiling about. Why are you smiling?
BRIDE'S FATHER: There's nothing I can do.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, get the silly smile off your face.
Do something!
BRIDE'S FATHER: I could fire the caterer, but he might take his cookies and go home. Then where would we be?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, send someone out to buy more wine.
BRIDE'S FATHER: I can't do that. There's no time. The reception has started.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, what can we do then?
BRIDE'S FATHER: I don't know.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, do something!
GROOM'S MOTHER: The photographer is through with us. Will you get that silly grin off your face?
GROOM'S FATHER: I can't help it. My feet hurt.
GROOM'S MOTHER: Well, that explains it.
GROOM'S FATHER: And I'm thirsty. Why don't they have wine? I asked for some before we came in here.
GROOM'S MOTHER: Do you think they ... No, it couldn't be.
GROOM'S FATHER: What?
GROOM'S MOTHER: Do you think they ran out of wine?
GROOM'S FATHER: I doubt it. I'll ask George.
GROOM'S MOTHER: You will not. You'll act as if you didn't notice. Smile!
PHOTOGRAPHER: Just a moment while I change film.
BRIDE AND GROOM: I wonder what's wrong with my father. He looks so (sad) (happy). (THE GROOM'S MOTHER TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO STRAIGHTEN THE GROOM'S TIE AND AT THE SAME TIME THE BRIDE'S MOTHER STRAIGHTENS THE BRIDE'S VEIL)
BRIDE AND GROOM: Mother, what's wrong with father?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Why, nothing, dear. There, you look so beautiful.
BRIDE AND GROOM: But father looks so strange.
GROOM'S MOTHER: It's nothing, dear.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Are you sure?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well ...
BRIDE AND GROOM: Has something gone wrong?
GROOM'S MOTHER: No.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Mother?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, if you must know. It's the wine.
BRIDE AND GROOM: The wine?
GROOM'S MOTHER: Yes.
BRIDE AND GROOM: What about the wine?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: There is no more wine!
BRIDE AND GROOM: Oh, is that all?
GROOM'S MOTHER: Is that all? Aren't you upset?
BRIDE AND GROOM: No.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Why not?
BRIDE AND GROOM: Because wine isn't that important.
GROOM'S MOTHER: Well, what is, then?
BRIDE AND GROOM: The three of us.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: What are you talking about? Who?
BRIDE AND GROOM: (EACH POINTING TO THE OTHER ONE) (Him) (Her), me and Jesus.
BRIDE'S FATHER: What's going on?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Why, nothing, dear.
GROOM'S FATHER: I'm thirsty ... and my feet hurt.
GROOM'S MOTHER: Then, why don't you go sit down, dear?
BRIDE AND GROOM: We were just speaking of Jesus.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: I don't think this is the time for that.
BRIDE AND GROOM: We think it is.
GROOM'S MOTHER: But, this is your wedding.
BRIDE AND GROOM: What better time?
BRIDE'S FATHER: Look, I have other things to worry about ... The wine.
BRIDE AND GROOM: We don't care about the wine.
GROOM'S FATHER: I do.
BRIDE AND GROOM: We don't.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Jesus isn't here, dear. Now why don't we ...
BRIDE AND GROOM: Oh, yes he is! We invited him.
GROOM'S MOTHER: That's nice, dear.
BRIDE AND GROOM: This is our wedding, isn't it?
GROOM'S MOTHER: Yes, of course, dear.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Well, then, we invited Jesus and he is the most important guest.
BRIDE'S FATHER: But he doesn't drink wine and the other guests do.
BRIDE AND GROOM: But Jesus makes wine and he makes marriages, too.
GROOM'S MOTHER: It's nice that you go to church, dear.
BRIDE AND GROOM: We're talking about Jesus, not church.
BRIDE'S FATHER: I thought we were talking about wine.
BRIDE AND GROOM: What is really important is that Jesus is here and that we are one.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, we can't deny that. You certainly are one.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Jesus did it!
BRIDE'S FATHER: He didn't turn our water into wine.
BRIDE AND GROOM: There is a greater miracle!
GROOM'S FATHER: Oh, yeah? What is it?
PHOTOGRAPHER: I guess I'm all out of film.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Let's go greet our guests.
Weddings and marriages need Jesus.
Summary
Wedding pictures are being taken after the wedding. It's going fairly well until the bride's father discovers they've run out of wine. The bride and the groom assure everyone that's not important, but having Jesus in the marriage is.
Playing Time
5 minutes
Setting
The church after the wedding
Props
Photographer, camera, bridal flowers
Costumes
Formal
Time
The present
Cast
BRIDE
PHOTOGRAPHER
GROOM
GROOM'S MOTHER
BRIDE'S MOTHER
GROOM'S FATHER
BRIDE'S FATHER
PHOTOGRAPHER: (ENTERS, FOLLOWED BY THE WEDDING PARTY) All right. We'll get this over with very quickly. It will be painless, I assure you. Now, if we could have the families first, please. (THE FAMILIES LINE UP IN A STIFF LINE) Smile, everyone! (TAKES PICTURE) One more. Just one more. (TAKES PICTURE)
BRIDE AND GROOM: I love (him) (her) so much.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: My little girl! My little girl is married!
GROOM'S MOTHER: My little boy! My little boy is married!
BRIDE'S FATHER: How much am I paying that photographer, anyway?
GROOM'S FATHER: I'm thirsty.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Smile, everyone. (TAKES PICTURE) Good. Now the bride and parents.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Oh, I can't bear to be away from my love for a second. I love (him) (her) so much.
BRIDE'S FATHER: The photographer cost too much! The hall costs too much! And the caterer is a dolt! And he costs too much! He tells me he doesn't have enough wine! He's a very expensive caterer and it's his responsibility to have enough wine. Why is he coming to me? What does he expect me to do, make a miracle?
PHOTOGRAPHER: Hold it. (TAKES PICTURE) Good, now the groom and his parents, please.
GROOM'S MOTHER: I don't think she can cook. She looks so young.
GROOM'S FATHER: I'm thirsty ... and my feet hurt!
PHOTOGRAPHER: And now the loving couple, please. (THE BRIDE AND GROOM POSE FOR SEVERAL PICTURES)
BRIDE'S MOTHER: (TO HER HUSBAND) You're supposed to smile for pictures.
BRIDE'S FATHER: This is a smile.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Do you call that a smile? Smile! Your daughter is married.
BRIDE'S FATHER: I know that. I also know we don't have enough wine for the reception.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: That's nothing to be joking about.
BRIDE'S FATHER: I'm not joking.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Not enough wine? This is serious. It's nothing to be smiling about. Why are you smiling?
BRIDE'S FATHER: There's nothing I can do.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, get the silly smile off your face.
Do something!
BRIDE'S FATHER: I could fire the caterer, but he might take his cookies and go home. Then where would we be?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, send someone out to buy more wine.
BRIDE'S FATHER: I can't do that. There's no time. The reception has started.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, what can we do then?
BRIDE'S FATHER: I don't know.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, do something!
GROOM'S MOTHER: The photographer is through with us. Will you get that silly grin off your face?
GROOM'S FATHER: I can't help it. My feet hurt.
GROOM'S MOTHER: Well, that explains it.
GROOM'S FATHER: And I'm thirsty. Why don't they have wine? I asked for some before we came in here.
GROOM'S MOTHER: Do you think they ... No, it couldn't be.
GROOM'S FATHER: What?
GROOM'S MOTHER: Do you think they ran out of wine?
GROOM'S FATHER: I doubt it. I'll ask George.
GROOM'S MOTHER: You will not. You'll act as if you didn't notice. Smile!
PHOTOGRAPHER: Just a moment while I change film.
BRIDE AND GROOM: I wonder what's wrong with my father. He looks so (sad) (happy). (THE GROOM'S MOTHER TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO STRAIGHTEN THE GROOM'S TIE AND AT THE SAME TIME THE BRIDE'S MOTHER STRAIGHTENS THE BRIDE'S VEIL)
BRIDE AND GROOM: Mother, what's wrong with father?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Why, nothing, dear. There, you look so beautiful.
BRIDE AND GROOM: But father looks so strange.
GROOM'S MOTHER: It's nothing, dear.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Are you sure?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well ...
BRIDE AND GROOM: Has something gone wrong?
GROOM'S MOTHER: No.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Mother?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, if you must know. It's the wine.
BRIDE AND GROOM: The wine?
GROOM'S MOTHER: Yes.
BRIDE AND GROOM: What about the wine?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: There is no more wine!
BRIDE AND GROOM: Oh, is that all?
GROOM'S MOTHER: Is that all? Aren't you upset?
BRIDE AND GROOM: No.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Why not?
BRIDE AND GROOM: Because wine isn't that important.
GROOM'S MOTHER: Well, what is, then?
BRIDE AND GROOM: The three of us.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: What are you talking about? Who?
BRIDE AND GROOM: (EACH POINTING TO THE OTHER ONE) (Him) (Her), me and Jesus.
BRIDE'S FATHER: What's going on?
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Why, nothing, dear.
GROOM'S FATHER: I'm thirsty ... and my feet hurt.
GROOM'S MOTHER: Then, why don't you go sit down, dear?
BRIDE AND GROOM: We were just speaking of Jesus.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: I don't think this is the time for that.
BRIDE AND GROOM: We think it is.
GROOM'S MOTHER: But, this is your wedding.
BRIDE AND GROOM: What better time?
BRIDE'S FATHER: Look, I have other things to worry about ... The wine.
BRIDE AND GROOM: We don't care about the wine.
GROOM'S FATHER: I do.
BRIDE AND GROOM: We don't.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Jesus isn't here, dear. Now why don't we ...
BRIDE AND GROOM: Oh, yes he is! We invited him.
GROOM'S MOTHER: That's nice, dear.
BRIDE AND GROOM: This is our wedding, isn't it?
GROOM'S MOTHER: Yes, of course, dear.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Well, then, we invited Jesus and he is the most important guest.
BRIDE'S FATHER: But he doesn't drink wine and the other guests do.
BRIDE AND GROOM: But Jesus makes wine and he makes marriages, too.
GROOM'S MOTHER: It's nice that you go to church, dear.
BRIDE AND GROOM: We're talking about Jesus, not church.
BRIDE'S FATHER: I thought we were talking about wine.
BRIDE AND GROOM: What is really important is that Jesus is here and that we are one.
BRIDE'S MOTHER: Well, we can't deny that. You certainly are one.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Jesus did it!
BRIDE'S FATHER: He didn't turn our water into wine.
BRIDE AND GROOM: There is a greater miracle!
GROOM'S FATHER: Oh, yeah? What is it?
PHOTOGRAPHER: I guess I'm all out of film.
BRIDE AND GROOM: Let's go greet our guests.

