Proper 22
Stories
Lectionary Tales for the Pulpit
Series II, Cycle C
A pastor was preaching one of his first sermons in the new church to which he had been called. He did not know too many people yet. He was still in the process of learning names and who was related to whom. He was in the early stages of accessing the congregation and its needs.
As he was preaching he announced both a biblical truth and a certainty of reality. The pastor said, "Everyone in this congregation is going to die." After he said this he noticed that a man in the front row was laughing very robustly. The pastor couldn't believe his eyes. He stopped the sermon at this point and said to the man, "Sir, I just told the people in this congregation that they are going to die, and you are laughing. Why are you laughing?" The man in the front row composed himself a little and responded by saying, "I am not a member of this congregation."
Source: Parables, Etc. (Platteville, Colorado: Saratoga Press), August 1985, p. 5. Used by permission.
As he was preaching he announced both a biblical truth and a certainty of reality. The pastor said, "Everyone in this congregation is going to die." After he said this he noticed that a man in the front row was laughing very robustly. The pastor couldn't believe his eyes. He stopped the sermon at this point and said to the man, "Sir, I just told the people in this congregation that they are going to die, and you are laughing. Why are you laughing?" The man in the front row composed himself a little and responded by saying, "I am not a member of this congregation."
Source: Parables, Etc. (Platteville, Colorado: Saratoga Press), August 1985, p. 5. Used by permission.

