SermonStudio
The Legacy Of Jesus
Stories
Lectionary Tales for the Pulpit
Series VI, Cycle C
A certain widow expected to inherit all her late husband's wealth. Instead, she learned from the lawyer that her husband had left her $5. Everything else went to his secretary. Naturally the widow was furious. She drove to the tombstone establishment and ordered that the inscription on her husband's monument be changed.
"I'm sorry," said the man doing the chiseling, "you told me to inscribe 'Rest in Peace' on the stone and that is done; I can't change it now. You'll have to buy a new stone."
"I'm sorry," said the man doing the chiseling, "you told me to inscribe 'Rest in Peace' on the stone and that is done; I can't change it now. You'll have to buy a new stone."

