The King Forgives Sometimes
Drama
Lectionary Scenes
57 Vignettes For Cycle A
Theme
Forgive others as God through Jesus has forgiven you.
Summary
In this modern parable a man owes the King (Elvis) a lot of money and Elvis forgives him until he finds out the man is unforgiving to another who owes him money.
Playing Time: 3 minutes
Setting: Graceland
Props: None
Costumes: Elvis -- white sequins with cape
Others -- casual
Time: When Elvis was King
Cast: ELVIS
WILLARD -- a person who works for Elvis
SAM -- another such person
SAM: (ENTERS WITH WILLARD) Hey, Willard, did you see the King yet?
WILLARD: No, and I don't want to.
SAM: How come?
WILLARD: I owe him a little money.
SAM: Aw, that's no problem. The King is very generous. A lot of times he just considers it a gift and lets it go at that. You never have to pay it back.
WILLARD: I'm a little worried about it.
SAM: How much do you owe him?
WILLARD: Ten million.
SAM: Wow! Are you serious?
WILLARD: Serious as a broken leg.
SAM: Ten million!
WILLARD: What do you think he'll do to me?
SAM: Ten million is a lot for the King to forgive.
WILLARD: Don't I know it.
SAM: Here comes the King.
ELVIS: (ENTERS) Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. (SINGING) "You Saw Me Crying In The Chapel." (SPEAKING) Hello, Willard, you here to pay me my money?
WILLARD: No, Sir, King, Sir.
ELVIS: (SINGING) "You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog."
WILLARD: Er, that's right, Mr. King, Sir. Just give me a chance to pay it back.
ELVIS: (SINGING) "I Got Stung." (SPEAKING) Ten million dollars, Willard. (SINGING) "It's Now Or Never."
WILLARD: I can't pay you now.
ELVIS: (SPEAKING) Willard, you didn't. (SINGING) "Return To Sender." (SPEAKING) All right, Willard, I'll get my money one way or another. I'm going to have all your property sold including having your wife and children and yourself auctioned off. (SINGING) "Surrender."
WILLARD: Oh, King, be patient with me and I will pay it all.
ELVIS: (SINGING) "Too Much." (SPEAKING) You can't pay that back. I'll tell you what. You're forgiven. You don't have to pay me back. Forget it.
WILLARD: Thank you. Thank you. (HUGS ELVIS)
ELVIS: (EXITS, SINGING) "A Fool Such As I."
SAM: (ENTERS) Willard, what happened?
WILLARD: Never mind. You owe me two thousand dollars. Where is it?
SAM: Have a heart, Willard. I can't pay. Can you wait? I'll pay you back.
WILLARD: Forget it. You're going to jail until you can come up with the money.
SAM: (EXITS) Oh, no.
ELVIS: (ENTERS) What's going on, Willard? I just saw Sam and he said you were going to have him arrested and thrown in jail for a debt of two thousand dollars. I thought you learned. (SINGING) "Don't Be Cruel."
WILLARD: But I thought ...
ELVIS: Willard, you look (SINGING) "All Shook Up."
WILLARD: I'm sorry.
ELVIS: (SINGING) "You're The Devil In Disguise." (SPEAKING) That's it. I'm angry. I forgave your tremendous debt (SINGING) "Just For You" just because you asked me to and you won't forgive another? You're going to be doing the (SINGING) "Jail House Rock."
WILLARD: (EXITS) Oh, no.
ELVIS: (SINGING) "Don't Cry, Daddy." (SPEAKING) Listen, ladies and gentlemen, (SINGING) "Don't, I Beg You" (SPEAKING) do the same as he did. God's going to get tough with you if you don't forgive. Do it and then you'll have (SINGING) "Peace In The Valley." (EXITS, SPEAKING) Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
Forgive others as God through Jesus has forgiven you.
Summary
In this modern parable a man owes the King (Elvis) a lot of money and Elvis forgives him until he finds out the man is unforgiving to another who owes him money.
Playing Time: 3 minutes
Setting: Graceland
Props: None
Costumes: Elvis -- white sequins with cape
Others -- casual
Time: When Elvis was King
Cast: ELVIS
WILLARD -- a person who works for Elvis
SAM -- another such person
SAM: (ENTERS WITH WILLARD) Hey, Willard, did you see the King yet?
WILLARD: No, and I don't want to.
SAM: How come?
WILLARD: I owe him a little money.
SAM: Aw, that's no problem. The King is very generous. A lot of times he just considers it a gift and lets it go at that. You never have to pay it back.
WILLARD: I'm a little worried about it.
SAM: How much do you owe him?
WILLARD: Ten million.
SAM: Wow! Are you serious?
WILLARD: Serious as a broken leg.
SAM: Ten million!
WILLARD: What do you think he'll do to me?
SAM: Ten million is a lot for the King to forgive.
WILLARD: Don't I know it.
SAM: Here comes the King.
ELVIS: (ENTERS) Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. (SINGING) "You Saw Me Crying In The Chapel." (SPEAKING) Hello, Willard, you here to pay me my money?
WILLARD: No, Sir, King, Sir.
ELVIS: (SINGING) "You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog."
WILLARD: Er, that's right, Mr. King, Sir. Just give me a chance to pay it back.
ELVIS: (SINGING) "I Got Stung." (SPEAKING) Ten million dollars, Willard. (SINGING) "It's Now Or Never."
WILLARD: I can't pay you now.
ELVIS: (SPEAKING) Willard, you didn't. (SINGING) "Return To Sender." (SPEAKING) All right, Willard, I'll get my money one way or another. I'm going to have all your property sold including having your wife and children and yourself auctioned off. (SINGING) "Surrender."
WILLARD: Oh, King, be patient with me and I will pay it all.
ELVIS: (SINGING) "Too Much." (SPEAKING) You can't pay that back. I'll tell you what. You're forgiven. You don't have to pay me back. Forget it.
WILLARD: Thank you. Thank you. (HUGS ELVIS)
ELVIS: (EXITS, SINGING) "A Fool Such As I."
SAM: (ENTERS) Willard, what happened?
WILLARD: Never mind. You owe me two thousand dollars. Where is it?
SAM: Have a heart, Willard. I can't pay. Can you wait? I'll pay you back.
WILLARD: Forget it. You're going to jail until you can come up with the money.
SAM: (EXITS) Oh, no.
ELVIS: (ENTERS) What's going on, Willard? I just saw Sam and he said you were going to have him arrested and thrown in jail for a debt of two thousand dollars. I thought you learned. (SINGING) "Don't Be Cruel."
WILLARD: But I thought ...
ELVIS: Willard, you look (SINGING) "All Shook Up."
WILLARD: I'm sorry.
ELVIS: (SINGING) "You're The Devil In Disguise." (SPEAKING) That's it. I'm angry. I forgave your tremendous debt (SINGING) "Just For You" just because you asked me to and you won't forgive another? You're going to be doing the (SINGING) "Jail House Rock."
WILLARD: (EXITS) Oh, no.
ELVIS: (SINGING) "Don't Cry, Daddy." (SPEAKING) Listen, ladies and gentlemen, (SINGING) "Don't, I Beg You" (SPEAKING) do the same as he did. God's going to get tough with you if you don't forgive. Do it and then you'll have (SINGING) "Peace In The Valley." (EXITS, SPEAKING) Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

