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INTERVIEW WITH A BAPTOMETHOCATH
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THE FALL OF A SPARROW
AND OTHER EXTENDED ILLUSTRATIONS FOR PROCLAIMERS OF THE WORD
(A reporter is at a convention of "one-way" religionists called Baptomethocaths. He is interviewing one of them.)
Reporter: I see by all the banners you are waving that your group believes that it is the only true denomination. One of your signs even states that only your group will ever get to Heaven. Why do you believe this way?
Baptomethocath:
Don't be silly. We are Baptomethocaths. Everybody should know that we are the only real Christians. Besides, we are the only ones which practice the true baptism.
Reporter: I see by all the banners you are waving that your group believes that it is the only true denomination. One of your signs even states that only your group will ever get to Heaven. Why do you believe this way?
Baptomethocath:
Don't be silly. We are Baptomethocaths. Everybody should know that we are the only real Christians. Besides, we are the only ones which practice the true baptism.

