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Stories and Metaphors for the Pulpit
The Iowa State football coach told a story about a football game between centipedes and insects. The centipede was making all the plays in the second half. Coach asked, "Where were you the first half?" "I was getting my ankles wrapped."
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Dr. Kent Gilbert told of turning off the freeway in Kissimmee, Florida. He pulled into a Burger King and asked at the counter, "How do you pronounce the name of this place? The boy said with great determination and very slowly: "B-u-r-g-e-r K-i-n-g."
Some things just aren't as complicated as they seem.
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Dr. Kent Gilbert told of turning off the freeway in Kissimmee, Florida. He pulled into a Burger King and asked at the counter, "How do you pronounce the name of this place? The boy said with great determination and very slowly: "B-u-r-g-e-r K-i-n-g."
Some things just aren't as complicated as they seem.

