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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
St. Peter was talking to some new arrivals in heaven. They
were asking a lot of questions about heaven. They asked about one
group.
"These people," said Peter, "are dancing and partying because
on earth their religion did not let them have any fun dancing and
partying."
"Who are those over there?" they asked, pointing in another
direction.
"Those people are playing golf and watching sporting events
because on earth their religion would not let them do anything
like that."
were asking a lot of questions about heaven. They asked about one
group.
"These people," said Peter, "are dancing and partying because
on earth their religion did not let them have any fun dancing and
partying."
"Who are those over there?" they asked, pointing in another
direction.
"Those people are playing golf and watching sporting events
because on earth their religion would not let them do anything
like that."
