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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
Two sisters kept up a feud in Scotland for 30 years. Alice
visited Mary when she was sick in the hospital. Mary looked at
her sternly and said, "The doctors say I'm seriously ill, Alice.
If I die, I want you to know you are forgiven. But, if I pull
through, things stay as they are."
In Mark Twain's autobiography, he wrote a scathing
denunciation against a publisher who had swindled him out of a
lot of money. But he made it seem he was ending on a note of
forgiveness when he wrote, "He has been dead now for a quarter of
visited Mary when she was sick in the hospital. Mary looked at
her sternly and said, "The doctors say I'm seriously ill, Alice.
If I die, I want you to know you are forgiven. But, if I pull
through, things stay as they are."
In Mark Twain's autobiography, he wrote a scathing
denunciation against a publisher who had swindled him out of a
lot of money. But he made it seem he was ending on a note of
forgiveness when he wrote, "He has been dead now for a quarter of
