SermonStudio
Flood
Humor
Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A man who had survived the Johnstown Flood, and ever since
plagued any listener with the full account of his experience,
finally reached the age where he wished to die and go to heaven
where he could tell the story. Picture his consternation when he
did indeed get his wish, and had gathered an audience to tell
them about the flood, only to discover Noah sitting in the front
row.
plagued any listener with the full account of his experience,
finally reached the age where he wished to die and go to heaven
where he could tell the story. Picture his consternation when he
did indeed get his wish, and had gathered an audience to tell
them about the flood, only to discover Noah sitting in the front
row.

