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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
Mark Twain once said, "Do not tell fish stories where the
people know you; but particularly don't tell them where they know
the fish."
The mother suggested to Junior that he take his little sister
with him fishing that day.
"No ma'am," said Junior firmly, "the last time she tagged
along I didn't catch one fish."
"I'm sure she will be quiet this time," said his mother.
"It wasn't the noise," Junior explained. "She ate the bait."
A little girl came running back from the river and yelled to
people know you; but particularly don't tell them where they know
the fish."
The mother suggested to Junior that he take his little sister
with him fishing that day.
"No ma'am," said Junior firmly, "the last time she tagged
along I didn't catch one fish."
"I'm sure she will be quiet this time," said his mother.
"It wasn't the noise," Junior explained. "She ate the bait."
A little girl came running back from the river and yelled to

