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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
One Sunday Barry Bailey's televised service lost its sound for
about a minute. When he learned of this later, he started
checking into where the trouble was. They found someone had made
a mistake. In discussing this with him, this person was serious
when he explained, "But you must realize that we do a good job
most of the time." Then Bailey imagines an airplane pilot who
flies for five hours saying, "I only crashed for 20 seconds" or a
doctor who says, "The operation was going nicely except for the
25 seconds when the patient died."
about a minute. When he learned of this later, he started
checking into where the trouble was. They found someone had made
a mistake. In discussing this with him, this person was serious
when he explained, "But you must realize that we do a good job
most of the time." Then Bailey imagines an airplane pilot who
flies for five hours saying, "I only crashed for 20 seconds" or a
doctor who says, "The operation was going nicely except for the
25 seconds when the patient died."
