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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
"Here lies Lester Moor,
Four slugs from a 44,
No less, no more." (The old west)
A dentist:
"Stranger! Approach this spot with gravity
John Brown is filling his last cavity."
An editor:
"Here lies an editor! Snooks if you will;
In mercy, King Providence, let him lie still!
He lied for a living; so he lived while he lied;
When he could not lie longer, he lied down and died."
A bookseller:
"Here lies poor Ned Pardon, from misery freed,
Who long was a bookseller's hack;
Four slugs from a 44,
No less, no more." (The old west)
A dentist:
"Stranger! Approach this spot with gravity
John Brown is filling his last cavity."
An editor:
"Here lies an editor! Snooks if you will;
In mercy, King Providence, let him lie still!
He lied for a living; so he lived while he lied;
When he could not lie longer, he lied down and died."
A bookseller:
"Here lies poor Ned Pardon, from misery freed,
Who long was a bookseller's hack;
