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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
It's an old but usable one which tells of the old man who is
dying and the preacher asks, "Have you made peace with God by
renouncing the devil and all his works?"
The man answers, "I have made peace with God but I am in no
position to antagonize anybody."
Lynn H. Rupert
The missionary saw the Chinese strewing rice over the graves
of his ancestors and said to him, "When do you expect your
departed ones to come back and eat the rice?"
dying and the preacher asks, "Have you made peace with God by
renouncing the devil and all his works?"
The man answers, "I have made peace with God but I am in no
position to antagonize anybody."
Lynn H. Rupert
The missionary saw the Chinese strewing rice over the graves
of his ancestors and said to him, "When do you expect your
departed ones to come back and eat the rice?"

