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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
While there are many bumper stickers appearing today which are
vulgar, suggestive and profane, there are some that are clean and
still good for a laugh. Here are a few I have collected:
"SO R U."
"If you are rich, I'm single."
"God said it. I believe it. That settles it!"
"Let's not meet by accident."
"I'm not deaf. I'm ignoring you."
"I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go."
"Beam me up, Scotty, there is no intelligent life down here."
"Mom's taxi service."
"If you can read this, you are too close."
vulgar, suggestive and profane, there are some that are clean and
still good for a laugh. Here are a few I have collected:
"SO R U."
"If you are rich, I'm single."
"God said it. I believe it. That settles it!"
"Let's not meet by accident."
"I'm not deaf. I'm ignoring you."
"I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go."
"Beam me up, Scotty, there is no intelligent life down here."
"Mom's taxi service."
"If you can read this, you are too close."

