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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
The Sunday school teacher had just finished a detailed account
of Jonah and the whale. "And now Willie, can you tell us what
lesson this story teaches?" she asked one of the boys.
"Yes'm," said Willie. "It teaches that you can't keep a good
man down."
Herb Walker
Stockbroker to minister: "As a financier, you could say Noah
was really underrated. He floated his stock while all others were
being liquidated."
of Jonah and the whale. "And now Willie, can you tell us what
lesson this story teaches?" she asked one of the boys.
"Yes'm," said Willie. "It teaches that you can't keep a good
man down."
Herb Walker
Stockbroker to minister: "As a financier, you could say Noah
was really underrated. He floated his stock while all others were
being liquidated."

