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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
The gambler had been converted in a revival meeting and was
being baptized in the river. As he was put under the
water, five playing cards (including four aces) slipped out of
his sleeve or pocket and floated momentarily on the river. The
preacher wondered out loud if the conversion was genuine. A
friend on the bank called out, "Don't worry about him, Preacher,
with a hand like that he can't lose!"
Heard in the 1940s
A child had watched her first baptism and heard the words, "In
being baptized in the river. As he was put under the
water, five playing cards (including four aces) slipped out of
his sleeve or pocket and floated momentarily on the river. The
preacher wondered out loud if the conversion was genuine. A
friend on the bank called out, "Don't worry about him, Preacher,
with a hand like that he can't lose!"
Heard in the 1940s
A child had watched her first baptism and heard the words, "In
