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Banquets
Humor
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What is a banquet? It is an affair where persons all dressed-
up gather among comparative strangers, pay an astronomical price
to eat cold meat and potatoes, and tasteless broccoli, topped off
by melting ice cream. Then the speaker, who has eaten a lot of
food he didn't want, proceeds to talk a long time about something
he doesn't understand, to a lot of people who don't really want
to hear him, and then collects a big fee for his effort.
Adapted from Leewin B. Williams
up gather among comparative strangers, pay an astronomical price
to eat cold meat and potatoes, and tasteless broccoli, topped off
by melting ice cream. Then the speaker, who has eaten a lot of
food he didn't want, proceeds to talk a long time about something
he doesn't understand, to a lot of people who don't really want
to hear him, and then collects a big fee for his effort.
Adapted from Leewin B. Williams

