A young man who had just graduated from college was hired by a high school to teach English. As the school year was coming to an end, this young man was in the teacher's lounge. One of the teachers said to him, "How did you enjoy your first year of teaching?" "It was a good year," he replied. "I guess it was," replied the fellow teacher. "You didn't miss a single day of school this year, did you?" "No," replied the new teacher. "I guess I was pretty lucky and didn't get sick at all this year." "Well," replied the experienced teacher. "You should take a few days off.
