A woman was shopping at...
A woman was shopping at a local hardware store. The clerk who waited on her had shown her all of the cleaning utensils that the store carried, but nothing was good enough for her. Weary and somewhat annoyed by all her criticism, the clerk suggested that she inspect the new brooms that had just come in. "These are very low quality," she said. "Cheap straw ... flimsily made ... shoddy workmanship ... altogether unacceptable! This broom isn't good for sweeping, so why did you bother to show it to me?" she demanded. "Well," said the clerk, "I thought that maybe you could ride it."
