Emphasis Preaching Journal
Veterans of the police force...
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Veterans of the police force have probably heard all the phony excuses for speeding that one can imagine. One patrolman says he never gives a ticket if a person has a good excuse. But "if they tell me they were speeding because they had to go to the bathroom, I just write all the faster. That has to be the oldest excuse."
One day the Little Rock police were baffled by the ingenuity of a speeder. "I just came from a car wash," the speeder claimed, "and I'm trying to blow dry my car." Many officers develop an appreciation for the most inventive and outrageous excuses.
One day the Little Rock police were baffled by the ingenuity of a speeder. "I just came from a car wash," the speeder claimed, "and I'm trying to blow dry my car." Many officers develop an appreciation for the most inventive and outrageous excuses.
