Two teenage sisters named Alice...
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Two teenage sisters named Alice and Sally were talking about their mother. Alice said, "Mom sure has been good to me. I'd like to give her something that shows how grateful I am for the things she does for me, but the gift has to be something she'll appreciate -- something practical." Sally said, "Well, you could give her the gift of your help. You could promise to clean the house, help out with the cooking, and do the laundry." Alice said, "No. That's no good. I said I wanted it to be something practical."
