So, did you remember? asked...
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"So, did you remember?" asked Lisa.
"Of course I did," said Tim, her husband of exactly one year. "And I think I got you an anniversary present that you're going to love."
"Oh really? What is it?"
"Follow me and I'll show you," he said, leading his wife out into the garage. Tim opened the trunk of the car and stood back with pride.
"There it is!"
"A tool kit! You got me a tool kit," said an angry Lisa.
"No, not just a tool kit. It's a roadside emergency center. It has some tools, sure, but it also has this portable generator in case your battery dies and your car won't start. And look at this! It has an air compressor to fix flat tires. If you have a flat, you put some of this goo into the tire, it seals the hole and then you inflate your tire with the air compressor. Isn't that great?"
There was a long pause before Lisa answered, "Why on earth would you think I'd want something like this for our anniversary? What's wrong with jewelry?"
"But this is better, honey. With you commuting so much for work, I don't want you to get stranded on the highway. I love you and I want you to be ready for whatever comes. You never know when you're going to need something like this. With this, you're prepared for anything, anytime."
"Of course I did," said Tim, her husband of exactly one year. "And I think I got you an anniversary present that you're going to love."
"Oh really? What is it?"
"Follow me and I'll show you," he said, leading his wife out into the garage. Tim opened the trunk of the car and stood back with pride.
"There it is!"
"A tool kit! You got me a tool kit," said an angry Lisa.
"No, not just a tool kit. It's a roadside emergency center. It has some tools, sure, but it also has this portable generator in case your battery dies and your car won't start. And look at this! It has an air compressor to fix flat tires. If you have a flat, you put some of this goo into the tire, it seals the hole and then you inflate your tire with the air compressor. Isn't that great?"
There was a long pause before Lisa answered, "Why on earth would you think I'd want something like this for our anniversary? What's wrong with jewelry?"
"But this is better, honey. With you commuting so much for work, I don't want you to get stranded on the highway. I love you and I want you to be ready for whatever comes. You never know when you're going to need something like this. With this, you're prepared for anything, anytime."
