A sheep rancher decided to...
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A sheep rancher decided to try playing music for his sheep to soothe their nerves, provide for tranquil spirits, and perhaps put them in the mood for growing better wool and producing more offspring. He got his old Hi-Fi and a bunch of vinyl records and set them up in the barn where the sheep gathered.
He was shocked to see his ram charge out of the barn, repeatedly ramming his head against a very solid corner fence post, apparently intent on committing suicide. Frantically trying to calm the animal and save its life, he finally paused long enough to listen to the music coming from the barn.
The needle on the old-fashioned stereo record player had stuck in the groove, repeating at least 100 times Frank Sinatra's immortal phrase, "There'll never be another ewe."
Turning the stereo off probably saved the ram's life.
-- Mosley
He was shocked to see his ram charge out of the barn, repeatedly ramming his head against a very solid corner fence post, apparently intent on committing suicide. Frantically trying to calm the animal and save its life, he finally paused long enough to listen to the music coming from the barn.
The needle on the old-fashioned stereo record player had stuck in the groove, repeating at least 100 times Frank Sinatra's immortal phrase, "There'll never be another ewe."
Turning the stereo off probably saved the ram's life.
-- Mosley
