Emphasis Preaching Journal
A man from Texas was...
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A man from Texas was passing through Ohio when he stopped for gas. Going inside the station he got to talk to a local farmer. The Texan asked, "How many acres of land do you own?" The farmer replied, "About 800, how many do you have?" "I have so many," bragged the Texan, "that it takes me all day just to drive across my land." "I understand," said the sympathetic farmer, "I used to have a car that ran that badly, too."
