Emphasis Preaching Journal
Kids eat free!
Commentary
We have become suspicious of the offer that demands our attention on the marquis outside the chain restaurants: "Kids eat free!" We are realistic enough to know that the cost of the meal for children is hidden in there somewhere, most often in the cost of the adults' meals. Our informed pessimism leads us to respond to such an offer with the claim that "there's no such thing as a free lunch." Or breakfast and dinner either!

