A Jewish director was agonizing...
A Jewish director was agonizing through what must have been his fiftieth film for This Is the Life, the Lutheran television production. He felt the cast wasn't doing justice to the Gospel message. His brow furrowed deeply as he tugged in frustration at his youthful black beard. "Look!" he finally cried out, bringing the rehearsal to an embarrassing halt. "Here I am a Jew. But you and you and you!" His finger jabbed the air in the direction of the three actors rehearsing the scene. "You are Catholic! And you are an Episcopalian! And you are a Presbyterian!