Emphasis Preaching Journal
Humorist Lewis Grizzard recalls a...
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Humorist Lewis Grizzard recalls a dispute in a church in his hometown of Moreland, Georgia. A church decided to install chimes that would play hymns over the loudspeaker for the townspeople to enjoy at suppertime. One of the members happened to be a turkey farmer, and he claimed the chimes bothered his turkeys during their evening meal, and they weren't eating and getting fat so he could sell them at the market.
