Hello, Prayers Are Us? Hi...
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"Hello, Prayers Are Us? Hi, I'd like to order a prayer. I haven't prayed for a while and think my prayers are all outdated or stale. What have you got in a flashy, high-powered sort of prayer?
"What will I use it for? Well, I want to impress the ol' Creator. I want to show him how important I am. Do you have anything with lots of big words and power phrases? I want to really bowl God over, if you know what I mean.
"Or maybe one loaded with extras. I mean, I have a lot I can offer God --an influential position at work, a good education, great care, a sense of humor, I've got it all. Maybe a prayer with some bargaining power would get his attention.
"What do you mean you are out of stock? If they are so popular why don't you have plenty on hand? I have to get through to the big guy; how am I going to do that if your shelves are empty?
"A humble prayer? A prayer void of power or prestige? That is all you have? Not even complete sentences, only a contrite heart? How will that ever get through? Boy, I don't see how you guys stay in business.
"I'm checking the yellow pages. There has to be someone who can give me a real prayer."
--Lintern
"What will I use it for? Well, I want to impress the ol' Creator. I want to show him how important I am. Do you have anything with lots of big words and power phrases? I want to really bowl God over, if you know what I mean.
"Or maybe one loaded with extras. I mean, I have a lot I can offer God --an influential position at work, a good education, great care, a sense of humor, I've got it all. Maybe a prayer with some bargaining power would get his attention.
"What do you mean you are out of stock? If they are so popular why don't you have plenty on hand? I have to get through to the big guy; how am I going to do that if your shelves are empty?
"A humble prayer? A prayer void of power or prestige? That is all you have? Not even complete sentences, only a contrite heart? How will that ever get through? Boy, I don't see how you guys stay in business.
"I'm checking the yellow pages. There has to be someone who can give me a real prayer."
--Lintern
