Dale needed a bigger working...
Dale needed a bigger working surface on his desk at college. Figuring the old desk would never be needed after his years at college, he purchased a sheet of plywood and nailed it to the top of his desk -- instant surface area! But the plywood gave slivers, so Dale purchased a piece of laminate and some contact cement. He applied the cement to each surface and laid the laminate down. His plan was to lay it on the plywood and slide it gently into place. Little did he know that once the two pieces touched they were instantly and forever joined. Now he had a desktop that was decidedly askew.