Clarence Day wrote the delightful...
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Clarence Day wrote the delightful book Life with Father and Lindsay and Crouse based their play on it. Over breakfast one day, Vinnie, the wife, braces Father with the news that the rector will be over that afternoon for tea. Father's reaction: "I'm glad you warned me. I'll go to the club." Vinnie sighs, "I do wish you'd take a little more interest in the church." Father says, "Vinnie, getting me into heaven's your job. Everybody loves you so much -- I'm sure God must, too." She promises, "I'll do my best. It wouldn't be heaven without you." And Father promises, "If you're in heaven, Vinnie, I'll manage to get in some way, even if I have to climb the fence!"
-- Mosley
-- Mosley
