Super Christian II
Drama
Lectionary Scenes
58 Vignettes For Cycle B
Theme
When we follow our own will instead of waiting on God we can become super-Christians and actually miss the better thing God has for us.
Summary
Super Christian is always on the job ready to make things right. It's just his perception that is a little off. The right place -- the wrong person.
Playing Time
3 minutes
Setting
Some place near your church
Props
Handgun, case with ribbon, wallet, handbag, rope, bandanna
Costumes
Super Christian -- a pair of blue pajamas and cape, "S.C." on the chest
Time
The present
Cast
BETH -- a teenager
AMY -- another one
ANNOUNCER
PRIEST
SUPER CHRISTIAN
ANNOUNCER: (ENTERS AND SPEAKS INTO MICROPHONE) Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a mighty locomotive. Able to leap tall church buildings at a single bound. Look! Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Super Christian! Yes, Super Christian, who, disguised as a mild-mannered Sunday school teacher, wages a never-ending battle for peace, justice, and the Christian way. As our exciting adventure begins, Super Christian is just wrapping up a case.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (ACTUALLY WRAPPING A CASE WITH A NICE RIBBON) This will look nice for Grandmother's birthday.
ANNOUNCER: While in another part of town ...
BETH: Maybe you ought to drive the getaway car this time.
AMY: You know I'm not old enough to drive. Besides, I like scaring people with this gun. (PRODUCING GUN FROM POCKET)
BETH: Okay, I'll drive. Here comes someone now. Ready?
AMY: (PRIEST ENTERS. AMY SLIPS UP BEHIND HIM AND JAMS GUN IN HIS BACK) Okay, you, reach for the sky. Now, hand over your wallet. (PRIEST GIVES HER HIS WALLET AND AMY PUTS IT IN HER HANDBAG)
PRIEST: You'll never get away with this.
AMY: That's what you think. We're the biggest ring of teenage criminals in this city. And now to tie you up. (SHE BEGINS TO TIE HIS HANDS TOGETHER IN FRONT OF HIM)
PRIEST: This is going to be your last job. Help! Help!
AMY: Enough of that. (SHE TIES A BANDANNA AROUND HIS MOUTH AS A GAG)
ANNOUNCER: While on the other side of town, Super Christian hears the call of distress with his super-hearing ear.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (LISTENING) With my super-hearing ear, I just heard a call of distress. This will have to wait. (HE TRIES TO TOSS CASE ASIDE BUT HE HAS TIED HIS FINGER INTO THE BOW. IT TAKES SOME MANIPULATION TO FREE HIMSELF)
ANNOUNCER: Super Christian flies to the rescue ... very fast.
BETH: Making a fuss, eh? (SHE HITS HIM WITH THE BAG. PRIEST GRABS BAG AND STAGGERS BACK FROM THE BLOW)
AMY: Look out. Here comes Super Christian.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (COMING TO THE RESCUE VERY FAST) This looks like a job for ... Super Christian! (FLEXING HIS MUSCLES) Aha! A purse snatcher. (PRIEST MUMBLES THROUGH HIS GAG AND STAGGERS TOWARD SUPER CHRISTIAN) And drunk, too. How disgraceful. (AMY AND BETH SEE THEIR CHANCE TO ESCAPE AND DO MAKE IT A FEW FEET) Wait! Young ladies, you forgot your purse. Sorry for the inconvenience. Have a nice day, but watch out. You young ladies shouldn't be out alone. You never know what might happen to you. (AMY AND BETH EXIT SHOWING WALLET TO EACH OTHER AND BEGINNING TO GO THROUGH IT) Now, you scoundrel, you have a date with the police. (PRIEST MUMBLES SOMETHING AND POINTS AFTER GIRLS) What's that? Your mask has slipped down and is covering your mouth. No wonder you can't talk. Here, let me help you. (SUPER CHRISTIAN UNTIES GAG)
PRIEST: Super Christian. Thank you and bless you.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Well, you certainly are a holy purse snatcher.
PRIEST: I'm Father Mills.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (SHAKING HANDS WITH PRIEST'S TIED HANDS) Father, you should be ashamed of yourself. Purse snatching, really! Are collections down, or what?
PRIEST: No. No. Those girls just held me up. They're part of a teenage gang terrorizing the city.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Really?
PRIEST: Really.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: But they were such nice young ladies. And I thought, with the mask and all ... Gosh, I'm sorry.
PRIEST: That's okay. But now that you're here, maybe you'd like to say hello to my young people. You know, tell them some of your adventures.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I like to save my energies for greater endeavors, like a radio or T.V. show. I reach so many more people that way. Tell the kids to watch me on T.V.
PRIEST: All you have to do is give your witness -- the way Jesus has moved in your life. You must have some great stories to tell.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I do, Father, but I've written a book and I wouldn't want to spoil that for the kids, would I?
PRIEST: But all you have to do is witness.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Who me, witness? Never!
PRIEST: Since you're writing a book, maybe you'd like to speak to our women's group. There'd probably be a lot of women who'd want to buy your book.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Actually, I'm making a movie of my life and I wouldn't want to ruin that great movie for anyone.
PRIEST: But, Super Christian ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Wait, my X-ray eyes are focusing on a crisis at the city jail. Never mind, you can't see it. See ya. Up, up, and away. (EXITS)
ANNOUNCER: Tune in next time for another exciting adventure of Super Christian, when we'll hear Super Christian say ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Who, me, witness? Not on your life!
When we follow our own will instead of waiting on God we can become super-Christians and actually miss the better thing God has for us.
Summary
Super Christian is always on the job ready to make things right. It's just his perception that is a little off. The right place -- the wrong person.
Playing Time
3 minutes
Setting
Some place near your church
Props
Handgun, case with ribbon, wallet, handbag, rope, bandanna
Costumes
Super Christian -- a pair of blue pajamas and cape, "S.C." on the chest
Time
The present
Cast
BETH -- a teenager
AMY -- another one
ANNOUNCER
PRIEST
SUPER CHRISTIAN
ANNOUNCER: (ENTERS AND SPEAKS INTO MICROPHONE) Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a mighty locomotive. Able to leap tall church buildings at a single bound. Look! Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Super Christian! Yes, Super Christian, who, disguised as a mild-mannered Sunday school teacher, wages a never-ending battle for peace, justice, and the Christian way. As our exciting adventure begins, Super Christian is just wrapping up a case.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (ACTUALLY WRAPPING A CASE WITH A NICE RIBBON) This will look nice for Grandmother's birthday.
ANNOUNCER: While in another part of town ...
BETH: Maybe you ought to drive the getaway car this time.
AMY: You know I'm not old enough to drive. Besides, I like scaring people with this gun. (PRODUCING GUN FROM POCKET)
BETH: Okay, I'll drive. Here comes someone now. Ready?
AMY: (PRIEST ENTERS. AMY SLIPS UP BEHIND HIM AND JAMS GUN IN HIS BACK) Okay, you, reach for the sky. Now, hand over your wallet. (PRIEST GIVES HER HIS WALLET AND AMY PUTS IT IN HER HANDBAG)
PRIEST: You'll never get away with this.
AMY: That's what you think. We're the biggest ring of teenage criminals in this city. And now to tie you up. (SHE BEGINS TO TIE HIS HANDS TOGETHER IN FRONT OF HIM)
PRIEST: This is going to be your last job. Help! Help!
AMY: Enough of that. (SHE TIES A BANDANNA AROUND HIS MOUTH AS A GAG)
ANNOUNCER: While on the other side of town, Super Christian hears the call of distress with his super-hearing ear.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (LISTENING) With my super-hearing ear, I just heard a call of distress. This will have to wait. (HE TRIES TO TOSS CASE ASIDE BUT HE HAS TIED HIS FINGER INTO THE BOW. IT TAKES SOME MANIPULATION TO FREE HIMSELF)
ANNOUNCER: Super Christian flies to the rescue ... very fast.
BETH: Making a fuss, eh? (SHE HITS HIM WITH THE BAG. PRIEST GRABS BAG AND STAGGERS BACK FROM THE BLOW)
AMY: Look out. Here comes Super Christian.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (COMING TO THE RESCUE VERY FAST) This looks like a job for ... Super Christian! (FLEXING HIS MUSCLES) Aha! A purse snatcher. (PRIEST MUMBLES THROUGH HIS GAG AND STAGGERS TOWARD SUPER CHRISTIAN) And drunk, too. How disgraceful. (AMY AND BETH SEE THEIR CHANCE TO ESCAPE AND DO MAKE IT A FEW FEET) Wait! Young ladies, you forgot your purse. Sorry for the inconvenience. Have a nice day, but watch out. You young ladies shouldn't be out alone. You never know what might happen to you. (AMY AND BETH EXIT SHOWING WALLET TO EACH OTHER AND BEGINNING TO GO THROUGH IT) Now, you scoundrel, you have a date with the police. (PRIEST MUMBLES SOMETHING AND POINTS AFTER GIRLS) What's that? Your mask has slipped down and is covering your mouth. No wonder you can't talk. Here, let me help you. (SUPER CHRISTIAN UNTIES GAG)
PRIEST: Super Christian. Thank you and bless you.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Well, you certainly are a holy purse snatcher.
PRIEST: I'm Father Mills.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (SHAKING HANDS WITH PRIEST'S TIED HANDS) Father, you should be ashamed of yourself. Purse snatching, really! Are collections down, or what?
PRIEST: No. No. Those girls just held me up. They're part of a teenage gang terrorizing the city.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Really?
PRIEST: Really.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: But they were such nice young ladies. And I thought, with the mask and all ... Gosh, I'm sorry.
PRIEST: That's okay. But now that you're here, maybe you'd like to say hello to my young people. You know, tell them some of your adventures.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I like to save my energies for greater endeavors, like a radio or T.V. show. I reach so many more people that way. Tell the kids to watch me on T.V.
PRIEST: All you have to do is give your witness -- the way Jesus has moved in your life. You must have some great stories to tell.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I do, Father, but I've written a book and I wouldn't want to spoil that for the kids, would I?
PRIEST: But all you have to do is witness.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Who me, witness? Never!
PRIEST: Since you're writing a book, maybe you'd like to speak to our women's group. There'd probably be a lot of women who'd want to buy your book.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Actually, I'm making a movie of my life and I wouldn't want to ruin that great movie for anyone.
PRIEST: But, Super Christian ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Wait, my X-ray eyes are focusing on a crisis at the city jail. Never mind, you can't see it. See ya. Up, up, and away. (EXITS)
ANNOUNCER: Tune in next time for another exciting adventure of Super Christian, when we'll hear Super Christian say ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Who, me, witness? Not on your life!

