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Quakers
Humor
Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A Quaker farmer in Pennsylvania had one cow who was always
kicking him and/or the bucket during milking. He had added a
special lock to the stanchion and she couldn't move her head. He
had attached a gadget to her left leg which was chained to the
floor. But it was her right leg that gave the trouble. He milked
with the bucket between his knees -- harder for her to kick it
that way.
One evening she let fly with that leg when he was off balance
on the milking stool he used. He fell over backward and the
kicking him and/or the bucket during milking. He had added a
special lock to the stanchion and she couldn't move her head. He
had attached a gadget to her left leg which was chained to the
floor. But it was her right leg that gave the trouble. He milked
with the bucket between his knees -- harder for her to kick it
that way.
One evening she let fly with that leg when he was off balance
on the milking stool he used. He fell over backward and the
