Making A Christian
Drama
Lectionary Scenes
58 Vignettes For Cycle B
Theme
Depending on the leading of the Holy Spirit is better than some pattern.
Summary
Sam is telling Bill how to evangelize and forces him to do some unnatural things. Amazingly there is some fruit.
Playing Time
4 minutes
Setting
Anywhere
Props
None
Costumes
Contemporary, casual
Time
The present
Cast
SAM
BILL
WILL
SAM: (SAM AND BILL ENTER) Are you a Christian?
BILL: Yes. I am.
SAM: Get anybody born again yet?
BILL: Well, no. I haven't. I'm not so good ...
SAM: Not so good at that, are you?
BILL: Well, no. I guess I'm not.
SAM: I'm not surprised. Look at you.
BILL: What? What's wrong?
SAM: Look at that!
BILL: What? What are you talking about?
SAM: I'm talking about your face.
BILL: My face? You don't like my face?
SAM: It's not a question of whether I like it or not.
BILL: Oh? What is it a question of?
SAM: Why, my dear man, it's a question of whether you look like a Christian or not.
BILL: It is?
SAM: Why, yes, of course it is.
BILL: And I don't look like a Christian?
SAM: Almost, but not quite.
BILL: I don't, eh?
SAM: No, you don't.
BILL: Well, how does a Christian look?
SAM: A Christian looks ... intense.
BILL: (WITH AN EXAGGERATED LOOK OF INTENSITY) How's this?
SAM: Well, not bad.
BILL: More? (EVEN MORE INTENSE)
SAM: There, that's about it. Now, hold that look.
BILL: Do I have it?
SAM: Naw, you'll never make it.
BILL: What? What is it now?
SAM: You don't know any scripture, do you?
BILL: Well, no, I don't, but I could learn.
SAM: Maybe.
BILL: No, really, I could.
SAM: I don't know.
BILL: Teach me one.
SAM: Well, all right. How about this one: "After me comes one who is mightier than I, and I am not even fit to stoop down and untie the thong of his sandals."
BILL: I have to learn that whole thing?
SAM: Yes. You have to learn scripture if you want to get people born again.
BILL: All right. I'll work on it. "After me comes one ..."
SAM: You're looking pretty good.
BILL: Not real good yet, huh?
SAM: Needs a little work.
BILL: "After ..." Uh.
SAM: "ME! AFTER ME!"
BILL: I've got it. "After me ..." Uh.
SAM: "COMES ONE!" "COMES ONE!"
BILL: "Comes one."
SAM: "AFTER! -- ME! -- COMES! -- ONE!"
BILL: I've got it now. "After me comes one."
SAM: "WHO! -- IS! -- MIGHTIER! -- THAN! -- I!"
BILL: "Who is mightier than I."
SAM: You have to say it with conviction.
BILL: I have to act like I mean it.
SAM: Right you are.
BILL: (LOUDLY) "ONE IS COMING."
SAM: No, not "one is coming." It's: "After me comes one."
BILL: I've got it. "After me comes one."
SAM: Yes, not bad. You're getting there. Now, a little lower.
BILL: (BENDING OVER) "After me ..."
SAM: No, no. The pitch. Lower the pitch. (DEMONSTRATING WITH A LOW TONE) "After me comes one."
BILL: I get it. (IN A LOW TONE) "After me comes one."
SAM: Much better. Keep it right there.
BILL: (EVERYTHING WITH A LOW TONE) Am I ready yet?
SAM: Pretty much. One thing though.
BILL: What one thing?
SAM: You've got to be more spiritual. Here, fold your hands like this. (AN EXAGGERATED PRAYER POSTURE)
BILL: (FOLLOWING TEACHER) I've got it.
SAM: Good. Perfect. Now you're ready.
BILL: I am?
SAM: Yes, of course.
BILL: Well, I do feel different.
SAM: Believe me, you look different too.
BILL: Now what do I do?
SAM: Go harvest a crop.
BILL: Harvest?
SAM: Why, yes, of course. You're ready. Go witness your faith.
BILL: Where do I go?
SAM: Out in the highways and byways of life. Don't you listen to the sermons?
BILL: Do I have to start doing that too?
SAM: You certainly do. Where do you think I got all my knowledge?
BILL: I never thought about it.
SAM: And that's another thing. You must stop thinking.
BILL: Maybe I could just cut down a little.
SAM: Hey, do you want to ruin everything? Don't think. Just be moved to do things. That's the way I do it.
BILL: I get it.
SAM: Good. I think you're ready.
BILL: Really? (WILL ENTERS)
SAM: Yes. Now, go get that person born again.
BILL: (WALKING UP TO WILL) "SOME GUY IS COMING AFTER ME!"
WILL: Huh?
BILL: Uh ... "HE'S BIGGER THAN I AM ..."
WILL: What's with you?
BILL: Uh ... "AND I CAN'T EVEN BEND DOWN ..."
WILL: Are you well?
BILL: Uh, yeah, I guess so.
WILL: Good. (BEGINS TO EXIT)
BILL: Hey, wait! You don't want to be born again, do you?
WILL: Yeah, I guess I do.
BILL: You do?
WILL: Sure. What do I have to do?
BILL: Well, uh, I don't know. I didn't learn that yet. Wait right here. (CROSSING TO SAM) What do I do? I think he's ready to harvest.
SAM: Good. Good.
BILL: Well, what do I do?
SAM: Go ask him if he wants to give his heart to Jesus.
BILL: (CROSSING TO WILL) Are you still sure you want to do this?
WILL: Yes, I guess so.
BILL: Good. Give your heart to Jesus.
WILL: Okay.
BILL: Good. You're a Christian. Now, go out and get someone born again.
WILL: How do I do that?
BILL: Well, first off you have to look intense, like I do.
WILL: I can do that. (WILL AND BILL EXIT)
SAM: Can you beat that. I had fantastic success and that's the first time I ever told anyone how to do that.
Depending on the leading of the Holy Spirit is better than some pattern.
Summary
Sam is telling Bill how to evangelize and forces him to do some unnatural things. Amazingly there is some fruit.
Playing Time
4 minutes
Setting
Anywhere
Props
None
Costumes
Contemporary, casual
Time
The present
Cast
SAM
BILL
WILL
SAM: (SAM AND BILL ENTER) Are you a Christian?
BILL: Yes. I am.
SAM: Get anybody born again yet?
BILL: Well, no. I haven't. I'm not so good ...
SAM: Not so good at that, are you?
BILL: Well, no. I guess I'm not.
SAM: I'm not surprised. Look at you.
BILL: What? What's wrong?
SAM: Look at that!
BILL: What? What are you talking about?
SAM: I'm talking about your face.
BILL: My face? You don't like my face?
SAM: It's not a question of whether I like it or not.
BILL: Oh? What is it a question of?
SAM: Why, my dear man, it's a question of whether you look like a Christian or not.
BILL: It is?
SAM: Why, yes, of course it is.
BILL: And I don't look like a Christian?
SAM: Almost, but not quite.
BILL: I don't, eh?
SAM: No, you don't.
BILL: Well, how does a Christian look?
SAM: A Christian looks ... intense.
BILL: (WITH AN EXAGGERATED LOOK OF INTENSITY) How's this?
SAM: Well, not bad.
BILL: More? (EVEN MORE INTENSE)
SAM: There, that's about it. Now, hold that look.
BILL: Do I have it?
SAM: Naw, you'll never make it.
BILL: What? What is it now?
SAM: You don't know any scripture, do you?
BILL: Well, no, I don't, but I could learn.
SAM: Maybe.
BILL: No, really, I could.
SAM: I don't know.
BILL: Teach me one.
SAM: Well, all right. How about this one: "After me comes one who is mightier than I, and I am not even fit to stoop down and untie the thong of his sandals."
BILL: I have to learn that whole thing?
SAM: Yes. You have to learn scripture if you want to get people born again.
BILL: All right. I'll work on it. "After me comes one ..."
SAM: You're looking pretty good.
BILL: Not real good yet, huh?
SAM: Needs a little work.
BILL: "After ..." Uh.
SAM: "ME! AFTER ME!"
BILL: I've got it. "After me ..." Uh.
SAM: "COMES ONE!" "COMES ONE!"
BILL: "Comes one."
SAM: "AFTER! -- ME! -- COMES! -- ONE!"
BILL: I've got it now. "After me comes one."
SAM: "WHO! -- IS! -- MIGHTIER! -- THAN! -- I!"
BILL: "Who is mightier than I."
SAM: You have to say it with conviction.
BILL: I have to act like I mean it.
SAM: Right you are.
BILL: (LOUDLY) "ONE IS COMING."
SAM: No, not "one is coming." It's: "After me comes one."
BILL: I've got it. "After me comes one."
SAM: Yes, not bad. You're getting there. Now, a little lower.
BILL: (BENDING OVER) "After me ..."
SAM: No, no. The pitch. Lower the pitch. (DEMONSTRATING WITH A LOW TONE) "After me comes one."
BILL: I get it. (IN A LOW TONE) "After me comes one."
SAM: Much better. Keep it right there.
BILL: (EVERYTHING WITH A LOW TONE) Am I ready yet?
SAM: Pretty much. One thing though.
BILL: What one thing?
SAM: You've got to be more spiritual. Here, fold your hands like this. (AN EXAGGERATED PRAYER POSTURE)
BILL: (FOLLOWING TEACHER) I've got it.
SAM: Good. Perfect. Now you're ready.
BILL: I am?
SAM: Yes, of course.
BILL: Well, I do feel different.
SAM: Believe me, you look different too.
BILL: Now what do I do?
SAM: Go harvest a crop.
BILL: Harvest?
SAM: Why, yes, of course. You're ready. Go witness your faith.
BILL: Where do I go?
SAM: Out in the highways and byways of life. Don't you listen to the sermons?
BILL: Do I have to start doing that too?
SAM: You certainly do. Where do you think I got all my knowledge?
BILL: I never thought about it.
SAM: And that's another thing. You must stop thinking.
BILL: Maybe I could just cut down a little.
SAM: Hey, do you want to ruin everything? Don't think. Just be moved to do things. That's the way I do it.
BILL: I get it.
SAM: Good. I think you're ready.
BILL: Really? (WILL ENTERS)
SAM: Yes. Now, go get that person born again.
BILL: (WALKING UP TO WILL) "SOME GUY IS COMING AFTER ME!"
WILL: Huh?
BILL: Uh ... "HE'S BIGGER THAN I AM ..."
WILL: What's with you?
BILL: Uh ... "AND I CAN'T EVEN BEND DOWN ..."
WILL: Are you well?
BILL: Uh, yeah, I guess so.
WILL: Good. (BEGINS TO EXIT)
BILL: Hey, wait! You don't want to be born again, do you?
WILL: Yeah, I guess I do.
BILL: You do?
WILL: Sure. What do I have to do?
BILL: Well, uh, I don't know. I didn't learn that yet. Wait right here. (CROSSING TO SAM) What do I do? I think he's ready to harvest.
SAM: Good. Good.
BILL: Well, what do I do?
SAM: Go ask him if he wants to give his heart to Jesus.
BILL: (CROSSING TO WILL) Are you still sure you want to do this?
WILL: Yes, I guess so.
BILL: Good. Give your heart to Jesus.
WILL: Okay.
BILL: Good. You're a Christian. Now, go out and get someone born again.
WILL: How do I do that?
BILL: Well, first off you have to look intense, like I do.
WILL: I can do that. (WILL AND BILL EXIT)
SAM: Can you beat that. I had fantastic success and that's the first time I ever told anyone how to do that.

