Hell
Humor
Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
And of course you remember the fellow who arrived in Hell and
started ordering everyone around. Someone said to him, "You act
like you own this place."
"I do," he said, "My wife gave it to me just before I left."
H.R.
A bus overturned, killing all the members of UMW Circle. When
they arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greeted them with the
"No Vacancy" sign. He was embarrassed since they all deserved to
be in heaven. But they were building a new sub-division in heaven
and they would have to reside temporarily in Hell.
They had been in Hell for about three weeks when Satan called
St. Peter, frantically begging him to take the circle ladies
back. But St. Peter allowed as to still having his housing
problems.
"Problems?" You don't know what problems are!" Satan roared.
"With their bake sales, rummage sales and bazaars, these women
need only $40 more to air condition this place!"
H.R. (one of several versions)
started ordering everyone around. Someone said to him, "You act
like you own this place."
"I do," he said, "My wife gave it to me just before I left."
H.R.
A bus overturned, killing all the members of UMW Circle. When
they arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greeted them with the
"No Vacancy" sign. He was embarrassed since they all deserved to
be in heaven. But they were building a new sub-division in heaven
and they would have to reside temporarily in Hell.
They had been in Hell for about three weeks when Satan called
St. Peter, frantically begging him to take the circle ladies
back. But St. Peter allowed as to still having his housing
problems.
"Problems?" You don't know what problems are!" Satan roared.
"With their bake sales, rummage sales and bazaars, these women
need only $40 more to air condition this place!"
H.R. (one of several versions)

