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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
Dr. Robert Palmer tells of a student who failed to prepare
adequately for his final examination. He took it anyway and
failed miserably. Hoping the professor might be lenient, he wrote
on the last page of the blue book: "Blessed are the merciful --."
Even with leniency, the prof had to mark the exam "F." But
after the letter grade, wrote, "Blessed are those who mourn --."
Donald J. Shelby
On another exam a student wrote, "Only God knows the answers
to these questions, I know I don't." The professor wrote back:
"God gets an A and you get an F."
adequately for his final examination. He took it anyway and
failed miserably. Hoping the professor might be lenient, he wrote
on the last page of the blue book: "Blessed are the merciful --."
Even with leniency, the prof had to mark the exam "F." But
after the letter grade, wrote, "Blessed are those who mourn --."
Donald J. Shelby
On another exam a student wrote, "Only God knows the answers
to these questions, I know I don't." The professor wrote back:
"God gets an A and you get an F."

