The Evening "Good" News
Drama
Dinner With The King
Communion Dramas For Youth
Characters
Danus Ratherus
Shopper 1
Salesman 1
Caesar Augustus
Barbarus Walterus
Member
Shopper 2
Salesman 2
Titus
Censor
Christian
Sinner
Forgiven
Shopper 3
Attila The Hun
Camera operators (nonspeaking)
Props
Table
Microphones (don't need to be operational)
Three video cameras (don't need to be operational)
Setting
A table with microphones for the news anchors, three video cameras, as large as possible, they don't have to work. They can be made from cardboard boxes and tubes. An area with a microphone for the "on the scene" reporters. An area with microphone for the sponsors.
This play is based on the Apostle Paul's first letter to the Church at Corinth. It brings together a typical contemporary news program with the culture of that time.
Danus Ratherus: (sitting at news table with microphone, camera 1 signals for him to begin) Hello. From Corinth in ancient Greece, this is your evening news. I am Danus Ratherus and tonight's top story concerns a special meal taking place in a newly formed religious group here in our city, but before we get to that story here is a word from our sponsor.
Shopper 1: (in sponsor's area) My chariot has a few spokes missing, and I think it is tiring out my horses a lot sooner than it should. I wonder if it is time to trade it in for a new model?
Salesman 1: Folks, if your chariot isn't cherry anymore, it's time for you to come down here to Charlie's Chariots on Chalk Street just one block from the chairlift to Chicken Avenue. Check Charlie's for the cheapest Chevy chariots this side of China. Don't have the cash? Charlie will cheerfully charge your chariot. Yes, for choice chariots cheap, check with Charlie. Charlie has been in business here in Corinth since the year 0. Listen to what Caesar Augustus had to say:
Caesar Augustus: The bestus chariotus I ever ownedest I gotus from Charlieus.
Shopper 1: Maybe I should buy a chariot from Charlie's. If it's good enough for the founder of the Roman Empire, it's good enough for me.
Danus Ratherus: Welcome back to the news. Leading the news is the story of a dinner being held tonight by a group which, I believe, calls itself "Christians." Our reporter on the scene is Barbarus Walterus. Barbarus, are you there?
Barbarus Walterus: (in the scene area) Yes, Danus, I'm here.
Danus Ratherus: Is it true that the members of this new religious group call themselves Christians?
Barbarus Walterus: That's true, Danus. I have been trying to find out what that name means. Here with me I have a member of the group ...
Member: (interrupting) A member of the Church!
Barbarus Walterus: What?
Member: Our group is called "Church." I am a member of the Church.
Barbarus Walterus: Why did you choose the name, "Church"?
Member: It describes who we are. We are a people called together by God.
Barbarus Walterus: Which God would that be? Zeus? Apollo? Athena?
Member: The true God. The only God who really is God.
Barbarus Walterus: And that God's name is...?
Member: God!
Barbarus Walterus: Okay ... Well ... Thanks for clearing that up. Danus, I think I am going to try to find someone else who might be a little more helpful.
Danus Ratherus: That's a good idea, Barbarus. But before we get back to Barbarus Walterus and Corinth's new Christian Church, we will have a word from our sponsor.
Shopper 2: (from sponsor area) I asked my mechanic about the stains I have been noticing on my garage floor. He told me that my chariot was leaking sap. He said that the seals between the planks were bad and that they would be awfully expensive to fix. I need a new chariot, but I can't afford a year 51 model. I wonder where I can find a used chariot that will be reliable?
Salesman 1: Do you need a different chariot, but don't want to have to sacrifice a whole flock of sheep to buy one? Come on down to Charlie's Used Chariots. This week's special deal is a chariot owned by a little old lady who only drove it to the Coliseum to watch the gladiators kill each other. Remember what Charlie says ...
Salesman 2: Why buy new, when something used will do?
Danus Ratherus: This is Danus Ratherus again and we return you now to Barbarus Walterus. She has with her a member of the newly formed Christian Church which is gathering tonight for what we understand is a very special meal. Go ahead, Barbarus.
Barbarus Walterus: Thanks, Danus. I am here with Titus. Titus is a visitor to Corinth and is to be a special guest at tonight's meal. Titus, what is so special about tonight?
Titus: Tonight is the night in which our Lord was betrayed.
Barbarus Walterus: Your Lord?
Titus: Our Lord Jesus Christ!
Barbarus Walterus: Christ? Is that where the name of your group ...
Titus: Church!
Barbarus Walterus: Sorry. Is that where the name of your church comes from?
Titus: Yes. It comes from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Tonight we eat and drink his ...
Censor: Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Barbarus Walterus: Thank you Mr. Titus. I apologize to the viewers for having to bleep out what Mr. Titus just said. But I have to tell you. It's not something you would want to hear. Not at supper time.
Christian: (comes to microphone) Is there a problem?
Barbarus Walterus: Who are you?
Christian: I am a Christian, a member of Christ's Church.
Barbarus Walterus: Could you tell me about this Christ?
Christian: He is God's Son.
Barbarus Walterus: That God would be the God whose name is?
Christian: God!
Barbarus Walterus: That's what I thought. Tell me more.
Christian: This Christ became a human being named Jesus. He was born to share our human life and to sacrifice his perfect life to earn forgiveness for our sins.
Barbarus Walterus: Sins? What are sins?
Christian: Sins are when we do not live the way God created us to live, when we think we know more about how we should live than God does.
Barbarus Walterus: How many people do that?
Christian: Everybody!
Barbarus Walterus: Everybody?
Christian: Ask them.
Barbarus Walterus: Okay. (holds out microphone to Sinner) Excuse me. Are you a sinner?
Sinner: You bet. Been one all my life.
Barbarus Walterus: (holds out microphone to Forgiven) How about you?
Forgiven: How about me what?
Barbarus Walterus: Are you a sinner?
Forgiven: Does the Emperor Tiberius wear a toga?
Barbarus Walterus: What?
Forgiven: Sure, I'm a sinner. That's the bad news about me. But in Jesus, I am forgiven. That's the good news about me. In our meal tonight, Jesus comes to us to give us an extra gift of his forgiveness.
Barbarus Walterus: You mean Jesus himself is going to be here?
Sinner: He sure is. The risen Jesus has promised to be with us.
Barbarus Walterus: The risen Jesus? What do you mean?
Sinner: Well, the price he paid for our forgiveness was to die for us.
Barbarus Walterus: How?
Sinner: On a cross. Jesus, who never sinned, died a sinner's death on a cross. He did it for us. His death paid the price for the punishment you and I deserve for being sinners. Three days after his death, God, his Father, raised him from the dead. Now Jesus is with God, his Father, in heaven. He is our risen Lord and Savior.
Barbarus Walterus: Danus, are you getting all this?
Danus Ratherus: We sure are Barbarus. What a story! We will get back to you after this commercial message.
Shopper 3: Our chariot was just fine for us when we got married, but now we have a family. There are the twins, Socrates and Aristotle, little Spartacus, and our dog, Spot. If we are going to go anywhere as a family, we need a bigger vehicle. I wonder if Charlie's Chariots has anything that would meet our needs?
Salesman 1: We sure do! Chevy just came out with a new model that actually has four wheels. That's right, folks, four wheels. One in each corner. Just the thing for a growing family. You can get Ma and Pa and all the little tykes right on board. You won't even have to make your mother-in-law walk along behind. Not unless you want to, that is, ha, ha. These new chariots are called SUVs. S is for supersize. U is for ugly as sin. V is for value (which you are not going to get if you buy one of these). But, you know your neighbor is going to get one, so, you better get one first. Listen to what Attila the Hun has to say:
Attila The Hun: If I had one of those SUVs, they wouldn't call me a barbarian.
Barbarus Walterus: I'm back here with the Christians. We have been talking about Jesus Christ, whom they call their Lord and Savior.
Christian: Not just our Lord and Savior. Jesus is your Lord and Savior, too!
Barbarus Walterus: That's good news because I am beginning to realize that I need one.
Christian: Every sinner does, and every sinner has one. Jesus died for all of us.
Barbarus Walterus: Amen to that! But you said Jesus Christ is going to be here in person tonight. Will I be able to meet him?
Christian: Join us and Jesus will meet you.
Barbarus Walterus: Where?
Christian: In the bread and wine.
Barbarus Walterus: Bread and wine?
Christian: On the night he was betrayed ...
Barbarus Walterus: That's tonight.
Christian: Right. Tonight is the night when Jesus was betrayed. It was on the Jewish Passover.
Barbarus Walterus: I know about that. We have done several stories on the Jewish Passover.
Christian: Jesus and his disciples shared the Passover meal together. During the meal, Jesus washed their feet.
Barbarus Walterus: The Son of God washed people's dirty feet? What was that about?
Christian: It is about being a servant. In his love, Jesus was willing to be a servant to us. We are to have the same love, and express it by being servants to others.
Barbarus Walterus: I like the sound of that. Here in Corinth, we have too many people who want to be served, rather than to serve others.
Christian: It can be that way in the church, too. We all have a lot to learn from our Lord. Thank God, Jesus is with us to help us learn it.
Barbarus Walterus: You keep talking about Jesus being with you. You told me that tonight he is going to be here to meet me. When is that going to happen?
Christian: When we share the communion meal. The bread we share is Jesus' body. The wine we drink is Jesus' blood. As we eat and drink at the meal tonight, the risen Jesus meets us.
Barbarus Walterus: So that's what Titus meant when he said that tonight you eat Jesus' body and drink Jesus' blood. It's bread you eat, and wine you drink.
Christian: And in the meal they come alive with Jesus. Everything that is Jesus is there for us in the communion meal: all his love, all his life, all his goodness, all the forgiveness he has earned for us on the cross. It is all there for us as he meets us in the bread and wine.
Barbarus Walterus: So your meal tonight really is as special as we were told. I would like to join you, if I could.
Christian: Believe and be baptized and Jesus himself invites you.
Barbarus Walterus: With an invitation from him, I am certainly going to be there.
Danus Ratherus: Save a place for me, too, Barbarus. I'm on my way. That's the news for tonight. For once it really is good news!
Barbarus Walterus: Amen!
Danus Ratherus
Shopper 1
Salesman 1
Caesar Augustus
Barbarus Walterus
Member
Shopper 2
Salesman 2
Titus
Censor
Christian
Sinner
Forgiven
Shopper 3
Attila The Hun
Camera operators (nonspeaking)
Props
Table
Microphones (don't need to be operational)
Three video cameras (don't need to be operational)
Setting
A table with microphones for the news anchors, three video cameras, as large as possible, they don't have to work. They can be made from cardboard boxes and tubes. An area with a microphone for the "on the scene" reporters. An area with microphone for the sponsors.
This play is based on the Apostle Paul's first letter to the Church at Corinth. It brings together a typical contemporary news program with the culture of that time.
Danus Ratherus: (sitting at news table with microphone, camera 1 signals for him to begin) Hello. From Corinth in ancient Greece, this is your evening news. I am Danus Ratherus and tonight's top story concerns a special meal taking place in a newly formed religious group here in our city, but before we get to that story here is a word from our sponsor.
Shopper 1: (in sponsor's area) My chariot has a few spokes missing, and I think it is tiring out my horses a lot sooner than it should. I wonder if it is time to trade it in for a new model?
Salesman 1: Folks, if your chariot isn't cherry anymore, it's time for you to come down here to Charlie's Chariots on Chalk Street just one block from the chairlift to Chicken Avenue. Check Charlie's for the cheapest Chevy chariots this side of China. Don't have the cash? Charlie will cheerfully charge your chariot. Yes, for choice chariots cheap, check with Charlie. Charlie has been in business here in Corinth since the year 0. Listen to what Caesar Augustus had to say:
Caesar Augustus: The bestus chariotus I ever ownedest I gotus from Charlieus.
Shopper 1: Maybe I should buy a chariot from Charlie's. If it's good enough for the founder of the Roman Empire, it's good enough for me.
Danus Ratherus: Welcome back to the news. Leading the news is the story of a dinner being held tonight by a group which, I believe, calls itself "Christians." Our reporter on the scene is Barbarus Walterus. Barbarus, are you there?
Barbarus Walterus: (in the scene area) Yes, Danus, I'm here.
Danus Ratherus: Is it true that the members of this new religious group call themselves Christians?
Barbarus Walterus: That's true, Danus. I have been trying to find out what that name means. Here with me I have a member of the group ...
Member: (interrupting) A member of the Church!
Barbarus Walterus: What?
Member: Our group is called "Church." I am a member of the Church.
Barbarus Walterus: Why did you choose the name, "Church"?
Member: It describes who we are. We are a people called together by God.
Barbarus Walterus: Which God would that be? Zeus? Apollo? Athena?
Member: The true God. The only God who really is God.
Barbarus Walterus: And that God's name is...?
Member: God!
Barbarus Walterus: Okay ... Well ... Thanks for clearing that up. Danus, I think I am going to try to find someone else who might be a little more helpful.
Danus Ratherus: That's a good idea, Barbarus. But before we get back to Barbarus Walterus and Corinth's new Christian Church, we will have a word from our sponsor.
Shopper 2: (from sponsor area) I asked my mechanic about the stains I have been noticing on my garage floor. He told me that my chariot was leaking sap. He said that the seals between the planks were bad and that they would be awfully expensive to fix. I need a new chariot, but I can't afford a year 51 model. I wonder where I can find a used chariot that will be reliable?
Salesman 1: Do you need a different chariot, but don't want to have to sacrifice a whole flock of sheep to buy one? Come on down to Charlie's Used Chariots. This week's special deal is a chariot owned by a little old lady who only drove it to the Coliseum to watch the gladiators kill each other. Remember what Charlie says ...
Salesman 2: Why buy new, when something used will do?
Danus Ratherus: This is Danus Ratherus again and we return you now to Barbarus Walterus. She has with her a member of the newly formed Christian Church which is gathering tonight for what we understand is a very special meal. Go ahead, Barbarus.
Barbarus Walterus: Thanks, Danus. I am here with Titus. Titus is a visitor to Corinth and is to be a special guest at tonight's meal. Titus, what is so special about tonight?
Titus: Tonight is the night in which our Lord was betrayed.
Barbarus Walterus: Your Lord?
Titus: Our Lord Jesus Christ!
Barbarus Walterus: Christ? Is that where the name of your group ...
Titus: Church!
Barbarus Walterus: Sorry. Is that where the name of your church comes from?
Titus: Yes. It comes from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Tonight we eat and drink his ...
Censor: Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Barbarus Walterus: Thank you Mr. Titus. I apologize to the viewers for having to bleep out what Mr. Titus just said. But I have to tell you. It's not something you would want to hear. Not at supper time.
Christian: (comes to microphone) Is there a problem?
Barbarus Walterus: Who are you?
Christian: I am a Christian, a member of Christ's Church.
Barbarus Walterus: Could you tell me about this Christ?
Christian: He is God's Son.
Barbarus Walterus: That God would be the God whose name is?
Christian: God!
Barbarus Walterus: That's what I thought. Tell me more.
Christian: This Christ became a human being named Jesus. He was born to share our human life and to sacrifice his perfect life to earn forgiveness for our sins.
Barbarus Walterus: Sins? What are sins?
Christian: Sins are when we do not live the way God created us to live, when we think we know more about how we should live than God does.
Barbarus Walterus: How many people do that?
Christian: Everybody!
Barbarus Walterus: Everybody?
Christian: Ask them.
Barbarus Walterus: Okay. (holds out microphone to Sinner) Excuse me. Are you a sinner?
Sinner: You bet. Been one all my life.
Barbarus Walterus: (holds out microphone to Forgiven) How about you?
Forgiven: How about me what?
Barbarus Walterus: Are you a sinner?
Forgiven: Does the Emperor Tiberius wear a toga?
Barbarus Walterus: What?
Forgiven: Sure, I'm a sinner. That's the bad news about me. But in Jesus, I am forgiven. That's the good news about me. In our meal tonight, Jesus comes to us to give us an extra gift of his forgiveness.
Barbarus Walterus: You mean Jesus himself is going to be here?
Sinner: He sure is. The risen Jesus has promised to be with us.
Barbarus Walterus: The risen Jesus? What do you mean?
Sinner: Well, the price he paid for our forgiveness was to die for us.
Barbarus Walterus: How?
Sinner: On a cross. Jesus, who never sinned, died a sinner's death on a cross. He did it for us. His death paid the price for the punishment you and I deserve for being sinners. Three days after his death, God, his Father, raised him from the dead. Now Jesus is with God, his Father, in heaven. He is our risen Lord and Savior.
Barbarus Walterus: Danus, are you getting all this?
Danus Ratherus: We sure are Barbarus. What a story! We will get back to you after this commercial message.
Shopper 3: Our chariot was just fine for us when we got married, but now we have a family. There are the twins, Socrates and Aristotle, little Spartacus, and our dog, Spot. If we are going to go anywhere as a family, we need a bigger vehicle. I wonder if Charlie's Chariots has anything that would meet our needs?
Salesman 1: We sure do! Chevy just came out with a new model that actually has four wheels. That's right, folks, four wheels. One in each corner. Just the thing for a growing family. You can get Ma and Pa and all the little tykes right on board. You won't even have to make your mother-in-law walk along behind. Not unless you want to, that is, ha, ha. These new chariots are called SUVs. S is for supersize. U is for ugly as sin. V is for value (which you are not going to get if you buy one of these). But, you know your neighbor is going to get one, so, you better get one first. Listen to what Attila the Hun has to say:
Attila The Hun: If I had one of those SUVs, they wouldn't call me a barbarian.
Barbarus Walterus: I'm back here with the Christians. We have been talking about Jesus Christ, whom they call their Lord and Savior.
Christian: Not just our Lord and Savior. Jesus is your Lord and Savior, too!
Barbarus Walterus: That's good news because I am beginning to realize that I need one.
Christian: Every sinner does, and every sinner has one. Jesus died for all of us.
Barbarus Walterus: Amen to that! But you said Jesus Christ is going to be here in person tonight. Will I be able to meet him?
Christian: Join us and Jesus will meet you.
Barbarus Walterus: Where?
Christian: In the bread and wine.
Barbarus Walterus: Bread and wine?
Christian: On the night he was betrayed ...
Barbarus Walterus: That's tonight.
Christian: Right. Tonight is the night when Jesus was betrayed. It was on the Jewish Passover.
Barbarus Walterus: I know about that. We have done several stories on the Jewish Passover.
Christian: Jesus and his disciples shared the Passover meal together. During the meal, Jesus washed their feet.
Barbarus Walterus: The Son of God washed people's dirty feet? What was that about?
Christian: It is about being a servant. In his love, Jesus was willing to be a servant to us. We are to have the same love, and express it by being servants to others.
Barbarus Walterus: I like the sound of that. Here in Corinth, we have too many people who want to be served, rather than to serve others.
Christian: It can be that way in the church, too. We all have a lot to learn from our Lord. Thank God, Jesus is with us to help us learn it.
Barbarus Walterus: You keep talking about Jesus being with you. You told me that tonight he is going to be here to meet me. When is that going to happen?
Christian: When we share the communion meal. The bread we share is Jesus' body. The wine we drink is Jesus' blood. As we eat and drink at the meal tonight, the risen Jesus meets us.
Barbarus Walterus: So that's what Titus meant when he said that tonight you eat Jesus' body and drink Jesus' blood. It's bread you eat, and wine you drink.
Christian: And in the meal they come alive with Jesus. Everything that is Jesus is there for us in the communion meal: all his love, all his life, all his goodness, all the forgiveness he has earned for us on the cross. It is all there for us as he meets us in the bread and wine.
Barbarus Walterus: So your meal tonight really is as special as we were told. I would like to join you, if I could.
Christian: Believe and be baptized and Jesus himself invites you.
Barbarus Walterus: With an invitation from him, I am certainly going to be there.
Danus Ratherus: Save a place for me, too, Barbarus. I'm on my way. That's the news for tonight. For once it really is good news!
Barbarus Walterus: Amen!

