Epiphany 6/Ordinary Time 6
Preaching The Lectionary Psalms for Cycles A, B, C
There was a school crossing guard in Florida who had grown very frustrated with the many drivers who would race through his school zone at full speed. He thought he had tried everything to get them to slow down, until he finally happened upon a solution that worked. The crossing guard took a blow dryer and wrapped it in electrical tape, making it look like a radar gun. He discovered that all he had to do was point it at approaching car, and the drivers slowed down instantly.
"It's almost comical," he told a newspaper reporter. "It's amazing how well it works."