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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
One of the late Bishop Kenneth Shanblin's stories was about a
man who worked in a supermarket. One day a woman came to the
produce department and said she wanted a half-a-grapefruit. The
man said they didn't sell half-a-grapefruit. She insisted that
was what she wanted. He repeated what he had said. When she kept
insisting, he walked into the manager's office, not knowing that
she had followed him. He looked at the manager and said, "There's
a crazy lady out here who wants to buy half-a-grapefruit." And
man who worked in a supermarket. One day a woman came to the
produce department and said she wanted a half-a-grapefruit. The
man said they didn't sell half-a-grapefruit. She insisted that
was what she wanted. He repeated what he had said. When she kept
insisting, he walked into the manager's office, not knowing that
she had followed him. He looked at the manager and said, "There's
a crazy lady out here who wants to buy half-a-grapefruit." And
