Devil
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Two youngsters were walking home from Sunday school where they
had heard a lesson on the devil.
"What do you think about all that devil stuff?" one asked.
"Well," replied the other thoughtfully, "you know how Santa
Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad."
Diet
One of my father's oldest stories told of the boy at the table
for Thanksgiving dinner with his family. He had eaten far more
than his share of the goodies on the table. But, he asked for a
third helping of turkey. His mother responded, "Why, Tommy, if
you eat another bite of turkey, you will burst."
"Okay, Mother," he said, "Just pass the turkey and get out of
the way."
Lynn H. Rupert
37
had heard a lesson on the devil.
"What do you think about all that devil stuff?" one asked.
"Well," replied the other thoughtfully, "you know how Santa
Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad."
Diet
One of my father's oldest stories told of the boy at the table
for Thanksgiving dinner with his family. He had eaten far more
than his share of the goodies on the table. But, he asked for a
third helping of turkey. His mother responded, "Why, Tommy, if
you eat another bite of turkey, you will burst."
"Okay, Mother," he said, "Just pass the turkey and get out of
the way."
Lynn H. Rupert
37

