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Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
Dennis Erickson, the University of Miami football coach, gives
his definition of a fan: "A guy who sits on the 40-yard line,
criticizes the coaches and the players, and has all the answers.
Then he leaves the stadium and can't find his car."
Sports Illustrated
A boy in school when asked to define the word "widow," said,
"A widow is a woman that lived so long with her husband that he
died."
"The poor have kinfolks, the well-to-do have relatives, but
the wealthy have heirs."
his definition of a fan: "A guy who sits on the 40-yard line,
criticizes the coaches and the players, and has all the answers.
Then he leaves the stadium and can't find his car."
Sports Illustrated
A boy in school when asked to define the word "widow," said,
"A widow is a woman that lived so long with her husband that he
died."
"The poor have kinfolks, the well-to-do have relatives, but
the wealthy have heirs."
