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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A little boy was invited by a friend to go to his church. He
explained he was not allowed to do so. When asked why, he
replied, "Because I belong to a different abomination."
Or, there was a youngster who wrote his sister from summer
camp:
"Dear Sister: They make you walk in a pan of chemical water
every time you go in swimming. I think it's so you don't get
Catholic's foot."
Donald Shelby
In a small southern church, a meeting of the board was called
explained he was not allowed to do so. When asked why, he
replied, "Because I belong to a different abomination."
Or, there was a youngster who wrote his sister from summer
camp:
"Dear Sister: They make you walk in a pan of chemical water
every time you go in swimming. I think it's so you don't get
Catholic's foot."
Donald Shelby
In a small southern church, a meeting of the board was called

