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Camel
Humor
Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
Three camels tried to get on board Noah's Ark. He stopped them
and said only two of them could enter.
"It won't be me," said the first camel. "I'm the camel whose
back is broken by the last straw."
"I'm the one people swallow while straining at a gnat," said
the second.
"I," said the third, "am the one that shall pass through the
eye of a needle sooner than a rich man shall enter heaven."
"Come on in," said Noah. "The world is going to need all three
of you."
and said only two of them could enter.
"It won't be me," said the first camel. "I'm the camel whose
back is broken by the last straw."
"I'm the one people swallow while straining at a gnat," said
the second.
"I," said the third, "am the one that shall pass through the
eye of a needle sooner than a rich man shall enter heaven."
"Come on in," said Noah. "The world is going to need all three
of you."
