Moms Are Like That
Children's sermon
Peter And The Children
66 Puppet Talks
Pastor: Good morning, Peter. Why are you looking so sad?
Peter: Good morning, Pastor. Well, you know that new baseball mitt I wanted?
Pastor: Yes! Did you get it?
Peter: Well, I thought I had figured out a way to pay for it but I got more than I bargained for!
Pastor: Oh! What was your great scheme?
Peter: You know my mom sits down once a month to pay bills. So I wondered what would happen if I slipped my own bill in with all the others.
Pastor: And what did you bill your mom for?
Peter: Well, I figured if I charged her $1.50 for each of my chores it would cover it. So I wrote out a regular bill:
Peter's Bill To Mom
Taking out the trash
$1.50
Carrying in groceries
1.50
Help with the dishes
1.50
Make my bed (Saturdays)
1.50
Practice the piano
1.50
Pick up my clothes
1.50
Total -- $9.00
Pastor: Well, how did it work?
Peter: You'll never guess what was under my breakfast plate this morning.
Pastor: You got the money?
Peter: Yep. I got the money -- $9.00; but more importantly, I got something to think about. I also got a bill from Mom.
Pastor: You're kidding! Your mom gave you a bill? For how much?
Peter: It was marked zero -- no charge. Here's what it said:
Mom's Bill To Peter
For three good hot meals a day
0
For taking care of Peter when he's sick
0
For taking care of Peter's puppy
ÊÊwhen Peter is tired
0
For washing and ironing Peter's clothes
0
For helping with homework
0
For a good home and lots of love
0
Total -- Zero
Pastor: Well, how do you feel now?
Peter: I feel somewhat ashamed of myself. Now I understand why the Bible says, "It is more blessed to give than to receive."
Pastor: Maybe that's why your mom always seems so happy. She gives so much and giving makes her happy ... just like the Bible says!
Peter: Yeah, I guess moms are like that. I love you, Mom!
Peter: Good morning, Pastor. Well, you know that new baseball mitt I wanted?
Pastor: Yes! Did you get it?
Peter: Well, I thought I had figured out a way to pay for it but I got more than I bargained for!
Pastor: Oh! What was your great scheme?
Peter: You know my mom sits down once a month to pay bills. So I wondered what would happen if I slipped my own bill in with all the others.
Pastor: And what did you bill your mom for?
Peter: Well, I figured if I charged her $1.50 for each of my chores it would cover it. So I wrote out a regular bill:
Peter's Bill To Mom
Taking out the trash
$1.50
Carrying in groceries
1.50
Help with the dishes
1.50
Make my bed (Saturdays)
1.50
Practice the piano
1.50
Pick up my clothes
1.50
Total -- $9.00
Pastor: Well, how did it work?
Peter: You'll never guess what was under my breakfast plate this morning.
Pastor: You got the money?
Peter: Yep. I got the money -- $9.00; but more importantly, I got something to think about. I also got a bill from Mom.
Pastor: You're kidding! Your mom gave you a bill? For how much?
Peter: It was marked zero -- no charge. Here's what it said:
Mom's Bill To Peter
For three good hot meals a day
0
For taking care of Peter when he's sick
0
For taking care of Peter's puppy
ÊÊwhen Peter is tired
0
For washing and ironing Peter's clothes
0
For helping with homework
0
For a good home and lots of love
0
Total -- Zero
Pastor: Well, how do you feel now?
Peter: I feel somewhat ashamed of myself. Now I understand why the Bible says, "It is more blessed to give than to receive."
Pastor: Maybe that's why your mom always seems so happy. She gives so much and giving makes her happy ... just like the Bible says!
Peter: Yeah, I guess moms are like that. I love you, Mom!

